Argentina President Cristina Kirchner's brain has burst
Buenos Aires - The woman with a bee in her bonnet about the Malvinas has been told to zip it for at least one month following an explosion inside her brain. Reports from Buenos Aires indicate President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner's head suddenl...
Read full storyModerate Republicans Do an About-face on Gun Control
WASHINGTON, D. C.--With the deepening rift in the Republican Party over the government shutdown, some moderate Republicans are beginning to embrace a more measured approach to gun control. Said one Republican moderate, who remained anonymous for fe...
Read full storyJenna Bush Hager names Hillary Clinton and Vince Foster as her real biological parents
New York - She's finally spilled the beans on a 20-year mystery that ended with the two-bullet 'suicide' of ex-Rose Law partner Vincenzo Fosterini in a Fort Marcy Park, Virginia, car lot in July 1993. Speaking at a NYC fun-Raisa [sick] for attenti...
Read full storyConservative Conference : Prime Minister Fingers Balls
The last of the main three UK Political Party Conferences took place this week and with the sensational entertainment that followed it was less Conservative Conference and more Wild Get-Together. Like an orgy. In response to Labour's Ed Balls drop...
Read full storyTaxidermy to be Compulsory in US Schools
At a special meeting of Hollywood moguls, and for the first time in a decade, Lucifer appeared in person to announce some startling political and educational reforms. With him were some select members from the Bilderberg cabal, Henry Kissinger, Bill Clinton, Rupert Murdoch and two banking members of the Rothchilds. After the usual toasts and child sacrifices the Dark Prince looking splendid in his...
Read full storyBusted! Twitter Birdies Accused of Insider Trading
Three twitter birdies are accused of making a bundle by breaking the law. As Twitter plans its first public offering of stock, the three birds are accused of tweeting inside financial information to a few traders willing to pay for it. Law enfo...
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