Kate Middleton channels the White Widow
London - A classic 'Il Duce' one-finger gesture saw royal brat George Windsor greet the Archbishop of Canterbury today trumped only by mother Kate Middleton channeling the White Widow in a meringue-themed christening get-up from George At Asda. "A...
Read full storyFeds poised to swoop on Roman Abramovich's $75m Fifth Avenue pad
New York - Buoyed by last month's seizure of a $700million Iranian money laundering tower at 650 Fifth Avenue the FBI is about to flex its repo muscles once again just a half dozen blocks up the prime Manhattan street. The object of their interest...
Read full story..."I'm ready for my close-up Sarge!"
In the never-ending wake of the 'Plebgate' debacle and scuzball Andrew Mitchell's perpetual whingeing for an apology another Tory cretin has jumped upon the band wagon. David-so good they almost named him twice-Davis has suggested that Police Offi...
Read full storyGypsies kidnap Prince George
The christening of Prince George at St James's Palace in London was brought to a halt this afternoon when a Gypsy ran up to the baptismal font and snatched the infant Prince George from the arms of his mother, the Duchess of Cambridge. Before the...
Read full storyFat children 'do better in exams'
Young children who do not exercise very much are more likely to perform better in exams as they grow up, according to researchers at the Institute of Obesity, Glasgow. Avoidance of exercise particularly helps girls do better in written exams in P.
Read full storyPeyton Manning: I Owed Indianapolis That One!
Was Peyton Manning actually indicating that he helped the Colts beat his new team, the Denver Broncos Sunday? "Of course not", stated a spokesman for the Broncos. "Peyton wouldn't do that. He's too competitive. It was a joke or something." On t...
Read full storyKanye West Finally Asks Kim Kardashian To Be His Wife
SAN FRANCISCO - After what seemed like an eternity, Kanye West has finally popped the M question to his baby mama Kim Kardashian. West, who showed that he may be lots of things but cheap isn't one of them, rented the AT&T Stadium for the Propo...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears
NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA star whom North Korean leader Kim Jong Un calls his BFF, has just been told by Kim to see about getting him a date with one of his favorite American celebrities Britney Spears. Kim Jong Un reportedly t...
Read full storyPETA Vows To Make Research Clinics Stop Forcing Hamsters To Smoke Marijuana
NORFOLK, Virginia - The largest animal rights group in the United States has vowed to stop several animal research clinics from mistreating hamsters. Mimosa Ledbetter the executive director has said that she sent undercover operatives who infiltra...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Plans To Move To The Happiest State In The Entire United States - Colorado
DETROIT - Miley Cyrus told the concert crowd at The Carburetor Coliseum that she loves performing in Detroit because the city has that new car smell. She said that she became sad when she heard that the home of the Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red...
Read full storyResearch Studies Reveal That More Research Is Needed
CHICAGO - A year long study that was conducted by the reputable Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that in the area of basic research studies more research is actually needed. A highly respected representative with ADGA Bagby B. Buckleyb...
Read full storyJustin Bieber pleads for teen girls to help him
Justin Bieber is pleading with female teen fans from around the world to obey him by protesting against marriage licenses, marriage laws, and divorce courts. "Please, you need to fix the legal system so the world could live in peace," said Bieber...
Read full storyCheryl Cole exclusive! 'I'm goona be all bush soon!'
Cheryl Cole, ex-X Factor tartlet and former member of pop warblers 'Girls Aloud,' has today announced that when it comes to body art, she has no attention of calling it quits. Speaking yesterday at a fundraiser in London, in aid of a new set of te...
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