Non-Booby Barbie
A while back Mattel Inc. announced that it would be 'downsizing' their trademark, their symbol, their meal ticket, the Barbie doll. Barbie, that picture perfect plastic woman doll who represented many a young girl's dreams of femininity. "Downsizing' in this respect means that her famous hourglass figure- the dimensional stuff many would be Playboy bunnies dreams are made of- were reduced to a...
Read full storyLady Gaga's New Year's Resolution
NEW YORK CITY - All of the Times Square New Year's Eve confetti and streamers have long been swept away by the NYC sanitation workers and the fireworks smoke has dissipated out over the Nova Scotia coastline. And Lady Gaga once again has sat down...
Read full storyClint Eastwood To Appear On Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
CARMEL, California - Ever since his appearance at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, back in August, Clint Eastwood has been keeping pretty much of a low profile. The legendary star of TVs western series Rawhide, the Italian mot...
Read full storyJustin Bieber caught smoking dope? Maybe the Mayans were right!
HOLLYWOOD - Holy effin' shit--finally something coming out of Glitztown more interesting than Kim K.'s baby bump. Teenager Justin Bieber has been caught on film partaking of marijuana. Perhaps the Mayans were right--perhaps the world is coming to...
Read full storyRex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities
New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team's horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas' beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for Ryan, the media tracked him down and uncovered his favorite seaside pastimes. Here are the top 10: 1. Finish reading "Coaching For Dummies." 2. Stop sending hate mail to Eric Mangini.
Read full storyBan On Cinemas, Malls And Schools Comes Into Force In Small Floridian Town
A ban on schools, cinemas and malls came into force midnight Friday in the small town of Overreact in Florida in what many are calling a "brave" move, others calling it "just stupid". Despite incurring the wrath of shoppers, movie lovers, schoolch...
Read full storyObama responds to Chuck Hagel rumors with crafty ringtone message
Washington AC/DC - "Either our Commander-in-Chief has gone completely doolally," former US Senator from Nebraska Chuck Hagel said today, "or I'm misinterpretatin' the subtlety of his response!" The comments come amid reports that Hagel is in shock...
Read full storyShaq Goes to the Urinal Once Too Often
Shaquille O'Neal apparently has deep rooted trepidation about his masculinity. He recently posted a humor cartoon on his website in which a man at a long line of urinals finds his space invaded when another man stops and uses the adjacent urinal, one...
Read full storyIndian Man Sitting On A Toilet Causes Riots
Parts of New Delhi, India had to be closed off today after violent confrontations with authorities erupted after an Indian man was chased away from a public toilet he was sitting on. India's armed forces canceled New Year's Eve parties on Monday,...
Read full storyIllegal Aliens Are Now Being Shot Out Of A Circus Cannon From Mexico Into The USA
EL PASO - In an item that qualifies for the Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All Department comes some astounding news from the city country music singer Marty Robbins sang about in his hit "El Paso." A member of the United States Border Patro...
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