Scientific Evidence Than Man Co-existed With Dinosaurs
New definitive evidence has been found that man co-existed with dinosaurs. Footprints of a giant man have been found alongside dinosaur footprints. Evolutionists have been dismissive of these new claims and have tried to discredit the new evidence.
Read full storyFinally, Some Good News For Obese People
After years of being bombarded with statistics about the risks of obesity, overweight people are finally receiving some good news. A new study by the US Coast Guard reveals that fat people are better floaters than thin ones. "No doubt about it,"...
Read full storyAfter $4-Million Study, Scientists Disappointed to Learn Truth About "Undiscovered Organism"
A team of scientists announced today that after a months-long, $4-million study, they learned that what they thought was a new, undiscovered life form growing on a residential fence was actually a dog's nose protruding through a knothole. "It tu...
Read full storyIran vice cops in crackdown on 'uranium 'ore': reports
Tehran - The nation's dreaded Mutaween police have raided a site whose name translates loosely as a 'nuclear brothel' amid TV headlines about the discovery of uranium 'ore. Hardline Sharia Law enforcers swooped this morning on a southern coastal a...
Read full storyPolitical junkie gives up MSNBC for lent---enters rehab
Mr. Steve Brody of Louisburg, NC, was taken from his home late yesterday afternoon after neighbors contacted local authorities. He was removed from his home in restraints as his neighbors watched in horror. Brody, a civil rights activist in the s...
Read full storyU.S. invades Niger to rename country properly
President Obama addressed assembled reporters in the Rose Garden today. I have just sent American troops on a vacation to Niger. And while there they will be changing that country's name to one that accurately reflects its true beauty and greatness. One that brings to mind thoughts of wonderful people living in a land flowing with milk and honey-nuts. We have been fighting a war for a long t...
Read full storyGreen Blood, Green Cheese, and the Boston Celtics
Celtics bleed green blood like a hemophiliac from some star system in the outer universe. You have to live on the Moon made from green cheese to know about bleeding green. Kevin Garnett refused any trades because he was a Celtic for life -and...
Read full storyChris Huhne is not in jail, but "hiding out"
The Daily Maul reports that a lifelong friend of Chris Huhne appeared in court in his stead, earlier this month, and is now serving the sentence intended for Huhne. Huhne is now believed to be have been hiding in the dusty and deserted House of Commo...
Read full storyNRA To Regroup as a Political Party
In response to the latest in a series of growing public backlash to the NRA's public relations gaffs (most recently due to its lobbying efforts and reaction to its website's published enemy hit-list of celebrities, religious organizations, and handic...
Read full storyA List of Ten Rejected Reality TV Shows For 2013
The Television Coalition For Reality Show Development has just released a list of 10 reality shows that did not make the cut for 2013. The coalition's Senior Executive Director Armstrong Jimmy Pennypocket spoke with TV Clickerworld's Sangria Wine...
Read full storyObama is no Longer Interesting Enough for Fox News
When the State of the Union rebuttal is drowned out by the speaker touching his face and drinking water it's time to admit, "Talking about liberals is just boring." No one is freaking out enough to watch 24 hour news coverage about fixing bridges,...
Read full storyPregnant Pope steps down to have baby
Vatican - Pope Benedick has stepped down as Pope. According to Vatican sources he is pregnant and has been showing under his robes for about month. Cardinal Jose Sardouchey, who fathered the child, said in a press conference earlier today that he...
Read full storyMargarita Named Top Drink and Top Female Name In The USA
SAN ANTONIO - The United States Drinking Society Federation (USDSF) has just announced that the winner of The 2013 Best Drink in America is the Margarita. The name Margarita was also chosen as The Most Popular Female Name of The Year. USDSF spo...
Read full storyStudies Show Too Much Texting Can Lead To Inverted Nipples
CHICAGO - Recent studies on the mechanics of texting have shown that overdoing it can lead to some serious complications. Professor Verdana Mindy Tenditucker, head of the Anatomical Department at Cottonball State University in Tuscaloosa, Alabama,...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Lookalike Emma Stone To Star in The Freckled Faced Train Wreck - The Lindsay Lohan Story
LOS ANGELES - Touch Rock Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon begin on the Allesandro Fiafatanelli film, The Freckle Faced Train Wreck - The Lindsay Lohan Story. The noted director from Italy t...
Read full storyKhloe Kardashian Devastated At Being Booted Off X-Factor
HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner, AKA Mama Kardashian has stated that daughter Khloe is so upset at being fired from X-Factor that she is refusing to speak to the entertainment media. Khloe, 28, who is married to L.A. Clippers roundballer Lamar Odom, is st...
Read full storyThe Atlantic Ocean Will Run Out of Tuna Fish By March 1, 2014
PROVINCETOWN, Massachusetts - The New England Department of Fishing has just issued a statement dealing with the East Coast fishing industry. NED of F Assistant Director of Operations Blumenthal H. Persimmon, 49, has said that according to predict...
Read full storyEllen DeGeneres: If I Wasn't Married To Portia, I'd Be All Over Katy Perry
HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry had a hit with her song "I Kissed A Girl" and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres recently stated that she would love to be the Girl that Perry kisses. It is no secret that Ellen was smitten with Katy's rack, which was openly sho...
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