LOS ANGELES - Touch Rock Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon begin on the Allesandro Fiafatanelli film, The Freckle Faced Train Wreck - The Lindsay Lohan Story.
The noted director from Italy told the entertainment media that Emma Stone, who bears a striking resemblance to Lohan, will be starring as the highly troubled Tinsel Town actress.
A spokesperson for Touch Rock Pictures, Consuelo Daisydink, stated that Hollywood actors Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher have both agreed to be the motion picture's financial backers.
Sheen and Kutcher have recently formed their own film production company which they have named The Two Men Production Company after Sheen's former sit-com show and Kutcher's present sit-com show, Two and A Half Men.
Miss Daisydink, who turned 25, on January 25, stated that the movie will start with little Lindsay the Brat at the age of 3, in Long Island, New York, and will go through her turbulent as the dickens career as Lindsay the Big Brat at the age of 26, in LaLaLand.
Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher who have both given lots of money to Lohan to get her out of financial situations have agreed to play themselves.
Also appearing in the movie will be Cat Deeley, host of So You Think You Can Dance, who will be starring in the role of Paris Hilton and noted Hair Stylist to the Stars FuFi Fondue who will be appearing as himself.
SIDENOTE: The film will be shot in location in Venice Beach, Malibu Beach, Redondo Beach, Hermosa Beach, and Waterloo, Iowa.
