UK Prime Minister David Cameron to Join Boy Band 'One Direction' to Appeal to Younger Voters
Spoof Political Correspondent Phani Tikkla has been handed a file through Whitehall sources stating that UK Prime Minister David Cameron has joined the successful boy band 'One Direction' in a last bid attempt to woo younger voters into the Tory Part...
Read full storyCome Dine With Me - if you're hard enough
Is it just me, or has the Channel Four 'Come Dine With Me' show gone down the pan? Some years ago, I admit, I watched the occasional episode. Entertaining moments arose from time to time. An appealing new recipe to try, perhaps. Someone who had something remotely interesting to say. The sarcastic commentary, of course, was always the essence of the show's success. But things have chang...
Read full storySasquatch DNA Evidence Found
Scientists in Siberia revealed they have found DNA evidence of sasquatch in a remote, deeply forested area. The asteroid strike flushed dozens of sasquatch out of a thick forest. The human-ape hybrids were seen from the air running around manically t...
Read full storyProstate Exam Smartphone App Not Safe, Officials Say
Officials with the Consumer Product Safety Commission are warning users to avoid using a recently released prostate exam app because of safety concerns. The Boldfinger consists of both the app program and a four-inch long plastic finger that connect...
Read full storyCows Come Home, Party's Over
Thousands of partygoers were disappointed last night when they had to stop their festivities because the cows came home. "I've always heard people say, 'Party 'til the cows come home,' and that's what we were doing. But never in a million years...
Read full storyNorth Carolina Cracks Down on Plumber's Crack
State representatives of North Carolina have introduced a bill that, if passed, would "clarify" an already existing state law to prohibit the display of butt cracks. The proposed legislation, House Bill (_!_), would make it a Class Preparation H f...
Read full storyChris Dorner Burned Out Waco Style
Vigilante Chris Dorner was cornered by cops in a remote cabin in Big Bear, California. In a classic cop operation the LAPD surrounded the cabin and helicopters flew over head. As Alec Jones predicted the cops burned down the cabin and 'barbecued'...
Read full storyRed Sox To Play at Downton Abbey
King John Henry VIII, principal owner of the Boston Red Sox, has talked now about moving the franchise to England to play at a new venue. Now that the third season of Downton Abbey is in the can, and most of the cast has been eliminated in a tawdr...
Read full storyOldest nymphomaniac on the planet reveals the truth behind her longevity!
World famous ancient Russian hag and nymphomaniac, Volga Olga, has revealed the secret behind (many times) her astonishing career as the oldest "bang" (bigger than the meteor) in the business. The world's press gathered in her wooden hut, lost at...
Read full storyIDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology
Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith has said that people should not think that they are too good to work for free in supermarkets on the governments back to work scheme. He told the Andrew Marr program this morning that the government would...
Read full storyThe Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy
MOBILE, Alabama - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that due to the extremely bad publicity, the owners of the cruise ship Triumph have decided to change its name. Carnival spokesperson Helvetica Hickoryhaus, 52, stated that in order to re...
Read full storyPresident Obama Wants To Do Away With The Penny
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, 51, has advised Congress that he wants them to put getting rid of the United States penny on the frontburner. The president speaking to a group of unemployed windshield wiper auto workers visiting the White Hous...
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