Weiner's Back And New York's Got Him
It has been hinted that former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner is sort of, kind of, we'll see, maybe going to run for Mayor of New York. His mea-culpa, sad faced photo with wife Huma Abedin on the cover of the New York Times Magazine, appeared to...
Read full storyObama Goes Blue at WHCD
Washington DC- President Obama shocked the crowd at the White House Correspondents dinner by going where no president, Republican or Democrat, had ever gone before. Obama went blue. Not since the Friar's club roast of Hugh Hefner has anyone dare...
Read full storyHealth & Safety Breakthrough
Following the example of Bangladesh the British Government is setting out it's programme to cut out regulation and red tape. David Cameron announced his proposals to outdo UKIP at the local elections. Senior Tories think he is onto a huge vote win...
Read full storyIain Duncan Smith, tows party line, too scared to lose grey vote.
In a small article buried in between the adverts for fur lined microwave booties and comfy corduroy slacks in this months Grey Express, Iain Duncan Smith (IDS) has said that the elderly should hand back their benefits money. Of this IDS has said 'um,...
Read full storyCleveland Scientists Make An Amazing Prehistoric Discovery
CLEVELAND - The city that sits on the banks of Lake Erie is home to the NBA Cleveland Cavaliers, the NFL Cleveland Browns, and the MLB Cleveland Indians. It is also home to the Cleveland Diggers, which is the name of a team of scientists who trave...
Read full storyKobe Bryant Is Furious With A Capital F
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers are down to the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA's Western Conference Playoffs, 3 games to none. An unnamed source said that "Vino" Bryant is so mad he could eat a runned over possum and not bat an eye.
Read full storyThe Gynecologist and The Slot Machine
MILWAUKEE - A Wisconsin gynecologist named Dr. Ashburn B. Bixbocker has found a novel way to increase his sagging number of patients. The Milwaukee doctor consulted a consulting firm and he was told to install a slot machine in his waiting room.
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