Rondo Parked on Bench for Playoffs
Rajon Rondo returned to the Celtics for the first game of the playoffs. Unfortunately, he served as a coach far more than a cheerleader. As Doc Rivers told the assembled multitudes of media, Rondo knew all the Knick plays and could direct traffic...
Read full storySenators Forced To Spell Their Title With A Small 's' Because Of Their Cowardice.
Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected officials in the face of NRA intimidation when voting to defeat even the most reasonable of gun control, have elected to force the Senators to use a small 's' in front of their once prou...
Read full storyCeltics Knock Knicks Knack
All the Celtics are pointing out the New York Knickerbockers are better than anything seen since Washington Irving penned a few tales about the breed. When it comes to false modesty, the Celtics take the prize. If the series comes down to smack-ta...
Read full storySpanish vibrator bombs a huge anticlimax
Pamplona, Spain - The latest terror must-haves are a bit of a damp squib a Spanish anarchy group admitted today after a number of explosive vibrators failed the 'earth moved' test. Half a dozen home-made weed killer devices powered by pay-as-you-b...
Read full storyMillwall Fans Split Into Three Factions
Fans of Millwall FC, in trouble recently for fighting amongst themselves at Wembley Stadium, have announced that they have split, not into two warring factions, but three. The FA Cup semi-final tie against Wigan Athletic was noteworthy, largely, f...
Read full storySpoof writer embarks on Manhattan Project
Western MA- Spoof writer Kevin Murphy has begun a new Manhattan project. Inspired by talk show host Rachel Maddow, research and experimentation into making a good Manhattan has begun in earnest. Preliminary results indicate that Kentucky strai...
Read full story"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents
The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...
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