Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones
Since Trayvon Martin was kicked out of the Pussy Cat Cinema, Filipino tabloids have claimed he once dated Claireece Precious Jones whose stage name is Gabourey Sidibe. However, the 17-year-old aspiring star denies the romance rumors. Last week, Ba...
Read full storyA Couple of Swells Letters Pray to the Editor from Word Soil Association of British Insurers Sufferers
Dear Sir Lancelot, when the red red robin did you last buy a decent living kettle of fish? I think they have forgotten how to make a popocatepetl proper cat and fiddle kettle these days of wine and roses grow on you. I blame the Chinese whispers, everything seems to be made in China now then now then. I bought it skipper a kettle drum down in the drink Batley High Street fighting man last we...
Read full storyPGA Guilty of Child Abuse at Masters Tournament?
The PGA at the Masters now must shorten its name to PG after a 14 year-old Chinese Wunderkind has taken the course by storm. Tianlang Guan, quite the fashionplate among the dowdy older men playing, has struck more excitement into the game than ano...
Read full storyLakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter
LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni is devastated at the fact that his super star player/coach Kobe "Vino" Bryant is out for the rest of the season due to an Achilles heel injury, an Adam's apple bruise, and inverted ear drums. D'Antoni sat i...
Read full storyAdele Hits Back Good and Hard At The Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers
DETROIT - Adele had just run through the afternoon sound check for her sold out concert at The Carburetor Arena. She was sitting in her backstage dressing room talking to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Miss Chipotle asked the fanta...
Read full storyBunny victims of the Bedroom Tax
It has been discovered that from April 2013, rabbits on the Downs will incur penalties for having less than 20 bunnies in a chamber. This has set the hares running with terrible results in some deprived areas. A spokesrabbit from Watership Down, near...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Says David Letterman Begged Her Not To Walk Off His Show
VENICE BEACH - The much troubled Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer to appear on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. Lohan stated that due to her appearance on Late Night With David Letterman where Alfred E. Neuman (Letterman) ambushe...
Read full storyKobe Bryant Says That It Looks Like The Curse of Shaquille Has Finally Caught Up With Him and The Lakers
LOS ANGELES - A dejected Kobe Bryant sat in the Lakers locker room trying to hide the pain in his foot, but the pain in his soul showed right through. Bryant who is the heart and soul and voice of the Lakers appears to finally have met his Waterlo...
Read full storyAnti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition
Politicians are urging calm tonight, after the revelation that widespread anti-Thatcher demonstrations may actually be the result of an epidemic. Miners, socialists, Travellers, students and anti-capitalist protesters are converging on London to d...
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