Funny story: Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones

Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones

Since Trayvon Martin was kicked out of the Pussy Cat Cinema, Filipino tabloids have claimed he once dated Claireece Precious Jones whose stage name is Gabourey Sidibe. However, the 17-year-old aspiring star denies the romance rumors. Last week, Ba...

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Funny story: A Couple of Swells Letters Pray to the Editor from Word Soil Association of British Insurers Sufferers

A Couple of Swells Letters Pray to the Editor from Word Soil Association of British Insurers Sufferers

Dear Sir Lancelot, when the red red robin did you last buy a decent living kettle of fish? I think they have forgotten how to make a popocatepetl proper cat and fiddle kettle these days of wine and roses grow on you. I blame the Chinese whispers, everything seems to be made in China now then now then. I bought it skipper a kettle drum down in the drink Batley High Street fighting man last we...

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Funny story: PGA Guilty of Child Abuse at Masters Tournament?

PGA Guilty of Child Abuse at Masters Tournament?

The PGA at the Masters now must shorten its name to PG after a 14 year-old Chinese Wunderkind has taken the course by storm. Tianlang Guan, quite the fashionplate among the dowdy older men playing, has struck more excitement into the game than ano...

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Funny story: Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter

Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni is devastated at the fact that his super star player/coach Kobe "Vino" Bryant is out for the rest of the season due to an Achilles heel injury, an Adam's apple bruise, and inverted ear drums. D'Antoni sat i...

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Funny story: Adele Hits Back Good and Hard At The Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers

Adele Hits Back Good and Hard At The Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers

DETROIT - Adele had just run through the afternoon sound check for her sold out concert at The Carburetor Arena. She was sitting in her backstage dressing room talking to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Miss Chipotle asked the fanta...

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Funny story: Bunny victims of the Bedroom Tax

Bunny victims of the Bedroom Tax

It has been discovered that from April 2013, rabbits on the Downs will incur penalties for having less than 20 bunnies in a chamber. This has set the hares running with terrible results in some deprived areas. A spokesrabbit from Watership Down, near...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says David Letterman Begged Her Not To Walk Off His Show

Lindsay Lohan Says David Letterman Begged Her Not To Walk Off His Show

VENICE BEACH - The much troubled Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer to appear on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. Lohan stated that due to her appearance on Late Night With David Letterman where Alfred E. Neuman (Letterman) ambushe...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That It Looks Like The Curse of Shaquille Has Finally Caught Up With Him and The Lakers

Kobe Bryant Says That It Looks Like The Curse of Shaquille Has Finally Caught Up With Him and The Lakers

LOS ANGELES - A dejected Kobe Bryant sat in the Lakers locker room trying to hide the pain in his foot, but the pain in his soul showed right through. Bryant who is the heart and soul and voice of the Lakers appears to finally have met his Waterlo...

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Funny story: Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Politicians are urging calm tonight, after the revelation that widespread anti-Thatcher demonstrations may actually be the result of an epidemic. Miners, socialists, Travellers, students and anti-capitalist protesters are converging on London to d...

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