Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides
Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation's suicide rate. The major television ratings bureaus report a 12.2...
Read full storyHeat & Celtics Snooze & Stretch in Playoff Preview
A preview of the playoffs between the Celtics and the Heat did not happen on Friday night. Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce did not play as their heels were aching from playing another 18 holes of golf in Miami. That Florida sunshine can sap your ene...
Read full storyThe Queen Feeling 'Unwell'
The health of the Queen has become problematically only days before the funeral of Margaret Thatcher. It was thought the Queen had caught measles and that it was spreading throughout the Royal family, but Dr Ian Knowall has advised us that the only k...
Read full storyMail Works A Miracle
The Daily Mail is being praised by many for its contribution to uniting the Radical Left in Britain. This seemingly impossible task, clearly influenced by a special Iron Lady Spell, has made comrades of people who normally would cross the road rather...
Read full storyThe Art of Deception
Life is nothing but a big soap opera, with an intricate plot and endless conflicts, played by animals on a stage called earth. Many wise men have tried to discover the theme of this drama in vain. When animal actors, excluding man, are watched, their existence seems a bit logical and straightforward, but this does not apply to its main cast of Homo sapiens. This farce play is a concoction of...
Read full storyMadonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna has lately been complaining that hardly anyone calls her anymore in regards to recording a song, appearing in a movie, or appearing on a late night talk show. So it was astounding when a Hollywood producer recently contacte...
Read full storyKim Kardashian Wants To Buy An NBA D-League Team
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian recently had a talk with her baby daddy-to-be Kanye West regarding a sports proposition. Kim, who according to West is beginning to look like a human volcano, wants to experience the thrill of owning a sports team.
Read full storyRussell Brand To Host The New Game Show "So You Think You're A Binge Drinker?"
LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand recently remarked that even though he has had his share of ups and downs he is presently happier than a monkey on a Costa Rican banana plantation. Brand who is not exactly noted for being politically correct or even cor...
Read full storyChristina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret
MARINA DEL REY - Christina Aguilera recently revealed that she had lost 17 pounds and is beginning to feel not as huge as she was getting to be. The former mentor on The Voice was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight what the secret t...
Read full storyLunatic of the Year Award
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Korean dictator Kim Jong Un are the top two contenders for the Lunatic of the Year Award presented by the Nobal Friends of Bedlam. The NFB was created by several eccentric members of the Nobal Peace Prize Com...
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