Eddie Cibrian Cheating On LeAnn Rimes?
NASHVILLE - The word out of Music City is not sounding good for country recording artist LeAnn Rimes. Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine is reporting that an unnamed, inside source has stated that Rimes did not check herself into the Henry & Betty Ford Re...
Read full storyKristen Stewart Turns Down The Starring Role In "Trampires of The Damned"
LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that Kristen Stewart is still pretty much in hiding since the revelations of her indiscretions hit the fan so to speak. Stewart had been in talks with Tri-Moon films about starring in Sheboygan S...
Read full storySamaritans reach out to 'sad' Ronaldo
Welfare group Samaritans have offered assistance to Cristiano Ronaldo after he refused to celebrate his two goals at the weekend, saying it was due to him feeling sad. The Real Madrid player didn't specify what exactly is causing his sadness, set...
Read full storyQueasy Jet to open third Heathrow runway in Altrincham, Cheshire!
The contract for building another runway in London has been won by budget airline Queasy Jet. They have decided that Altrincham, some two hundred miles away near Manchester, is the perfect location. "On the scale of things," said Queasy Jet chairm...
Read full storyMichael Owen Transfer's To Stoke's Treatment Table
The former Manchester United, Liverpool, Real Madrid, Newcastle and England striker, 32, agreed a one-year deal with the Potters medical staff. Following Wednesday's announcement, Owen wrote on Twitter: "It's official! Deal done. I'm a Stoke playe...
Read full storyLiverpool sign Kenny Dalglish as emergency striker
The world of football was shocked today, when Liverpool signed ex player and ex manager Kenny Dalglish, on a one year contract. Under fire manager, Brendan Rodgers claimed it was not an act of desperation, but a move based on Dalglish's experienc...
Read full storyFrustrated college graduates wipe asses with diplomas
U.S. college graduates, fed up with the job market and slow economy, have began wiping their asses with their diplomas in protest. The nationwide protests, known as the "Univershitty Protests," have spread online via social networks as th...
Read full storyUsain Bolt signs for United and Rooney sprints the other way!
Sir Alex Ferguson has made the scoop of the season and offered super-sprinter, Usain Bolt, a contract to play for Man United! Bolt, who is totally insane, feels that his speed can benefit United who tend to be pretty slow in the final third (whatever...
Read full storyPlans afoot to Bury Boris under third runway
Plans are well advanced for Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, to be buried under the new third runway at London Airport. The offer to Boris of a seat in the House of Lords in return for his silence on the issue has been turned down despite the title...
Read full storyTrails and tribulations of transitioning - changing name
Apparently you cannot just walk into a bank and ask them to change all of your cards to your new name. Even if you're in a dress. I went into a popular high street bank that is open on Saturdays. There were a few stares, but I'm used to that, and I used the ramp, it's easier in heels. Seriously, there were few people who stared, but not many. Yes, I was in a dress. A grey and black mid-calf...
Read full storyMusical differences inflame Northern Ireland
Musical differences are at the heart of a new row brewing in Northern Ireland, with tension mounting daily. "Loyalists were playing some Iron Maiden numbers outside Catholic churches," said Michael Lansdale, who heads the Sectarian Violence Divisi...
Read full storyNew England Patriots Say It's Only Brian Waters Under the Bridge
The Patriots situation is nearly as dire as the conditions Curiosity has found on Mars. There are no Waters anywhere. In Foxboro, on the far side of Mars, Bill Belichick was asked about Waters and admitted he had been "misinformed" about the locat...
Read full storyDavid Cameron shuffles away awkwardly
David Cameron was lying low this morning after the mother of all cabinet shuffles saw him in more trouble than Kevin Peterson after all those disloyal tweets to the Saffers. Cameron sacked Transport Secretary Justine Greening, and was mortified to...
Read full storyClint Eastwood Has Been Barred From The Democratic National Convention
CARMEL, California - Reports out of the Left Coast are that Clint Eastwood had asked that he be allowed to appear at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina. According to Mistletoe Bulova with The Political Drive Thru Windo...
Read full storyGOP Demographic Debate
The current GOP Demographic Debate will be how to rule from the seat of power with a Majority of Governorships and Legislature, without the interference of the Hoi Polloi, since time immemorial it has been known that Whigs prefer the voting populatio...
Read full storySidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012
Danielle Lloyd poses naked for the first time since losing boob implants She only takes up three quarters of the page now. Cheryl Cole admits in radio interview to steamy dreams about Rihanna. That could potentially be the largest searched item on youtube since Beyonce and Shakira's duet. CURVY Kim Kardashian gasps as a wardrobe malfunction nearly gives shoppers an eyeful. I only popped o...
Read full storyAmerican voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible
American voters who are already totally bored with the Presidential campaign have called on 82 year old kookball actor Clint Eastwood to 'make Romney disappear' after his bizarre 'conversation' with an empty chair that he thought was President Obama...
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