David Cameron was lying low this morning after the mother of all cabinet shuffles saw him in more trouble than Kevin Peterson after all those disloyal tweets to the Saffers.
Cameron sacked Transport Secretary Justine Greening, and was mortified to see #dumpthehoe trending on twitter just hours later.
Greening, MP for Putney, was known to oppose the Third runway at Heathrow, and her sacking could now see a government u-turn on the matter. Morris Johnson also paid tribute, calling her Greening by name and Greening by nature. He denied a fumble in the garden shed with her.
WHAT A HUNT
Jeremy Hunt was also 'promoted' from Culture Secretary to Health. A spokesman for News International categorically denied saying "That's handy, if Rupert ever needs to jump an NHS waiting list for an operation, he can just text the Hunt"
Maria Miller takes over as the new 'Culture' Secretary. She is expected to exchange email addresses with the Murdochs this morning.
More shuffling as it 'appens.
