Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape
CHICAGO - One of the world's most famous wrestlers Hulk Hogan was in the Windy City on a book signing tour. The man whose real name is Terry Bollea was signing his brand new book at The Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Book Store. Hogan's latest...
Read full storySteven Tyler Tells American Idol's Nicki Minaj To Stop Acting Like A Female Kanye West
BEVERLY HILLS - Former American Idol Judge Steven "Lips" Tyler was at The Haven of Hair Salon getting his split ends cut when he was asked about the current controversy on this season's AI edition. Tyler let out a laugh and nearly spilled his glas...
Read full storyLocal Man Describes The Last Week As: "A Bit Shit Really"
Local man and sometime Skoob News correspondent, Martin Shuttlecock, today explained that on a purely personal level, the last seven days have been: "A bit shit. To be honest." Upon being asked for further details, Shuttlecock revealed that last Sunday evening as he was browsing his favourite satirical website, his internet connection went down. As the hour was somewhat late, Shuttlecock decid...
Read full storyTodd Akin To Build "Berghof West" in Missouri: Adolph Hitler's Residence Serves as Model
Special to TPN - Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) is building a new summer home atop Taum Sauk Mountain, the highest point in Missouri. Rep. Akin is known famously as the one who clarified the difference between "rape" and "legitimate rape." To his credit, he a...
Read full storyBenefit Buggers defraud local authorities by millions - So, what else is new?
Councils are being de-frauded to the tune of two billion pounds a year through fraudulent disability allowances and child benefit claims. Councillors are obviously frustrated at this because this money could be getting put towards the entertainme...
Read full storyThe production of FEAR continues, as the UK airspace becomes filled with DRONES!
RAF Waddington, Lincolnshire, UK: Soon, consignments of Reaper drones will be arriving... As the Police State continues to pile more psychological pressure on its UK citizens, where the UK Government wants to know more and more about everybody, while at the same time the public are allowed to know less and less about them and their secret courts, now is the age of the DRONES! Non-military dr...
Read full storyMaine state senate race to be decided on World of Warcraft
BAGOR MAINE (ABSNN) - Maine's state senate race is nearly as wild and war-like as the Presidential race between Obama and Romney. In fact, Maine Republicans have a website devoted entirely to the Democratic candidate's fondness for "World of Warcraf...
Read full storyMortgage Approval boost for Cameron ahead of Conference
The number of new mortgages approved went up last week. The Conservatives have jumped on the news saying that the rise validates their plans to get the banks lending more. However most of the loans were for small short term deals which can be paid of...
Read full storyWoman humiliated for wearing partisan t-shirt
A volunteer worker at a Romney campaign office on Ohio claims she was abused and humiliated by a GOP official for wearing a Sesame St t-shirt. Miranda Summers, 24, said "I really believe in what Mitt has to say on the economy and jobs, but I also...
Read full storyWait A Minute!!! These Are The Guys Who Are Going To Be Leading America?
Let me see if I got this straight: We have a national election going on. Only two guys are really running in it. Both are spending obscene amounts of money to campaign for it. Mostly other people's money. Both are putting the other one down. Constantly. Both are making promises they can't keep. Both have to kowtow to what the public wants. Both have to go along with what their party...
Read full storyHeidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"
LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Sign Films and director Bandini Borapelli have just announced that they have wrapped up shooting on the spy comedy Done But With Errors On Page. The film has received an R-rating due to the explicit language which is quite...
Read full storyEva Longoria Dispels Her Baby Bump - Blames It On Coney Island Hot Dogs
NEW YORK CITY - Eva Longoria, former star of the ABC show Desperate Housewives was recently seen in Manhattan hunting for shoes, a blouse, and an apartment. The 37-year-old actress, who has a home in Los Angeles and one in San Antonio stated that...
Read full storyHeidi Klum's New Show - "Project: I'm Looking For A New Husband"
SANTA MONICA - The host of the top rated reality show Project Runway, Heidi Klum, has just revealed that she has signed to appear on yet another reality show. The 39-year-old German model who has graced the cover of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit I...
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