Hulk Hogan's Young Wife Very Upset About The Sex Tape

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Sunday, 7 October 2012

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Hulk Hogan's favorite color is yellow and he even has a pet canary which he named "Yellow Belly."

CHICAGO - One of the world's most famous wrestlers Hulk Hogan was in the Windy City on a book signing tour.

The man whose real name is Terry Bollea was signing his brand new book at The Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Book Store.

Hogan's latest foray into the world of book writing is titled Me & Rocky III. The book deals with the behind-the-scenes exploits of the Sylvester Stallone film in which Hogan portrayed the 7-foot-tall Thunderlips.

The Hulkster writes in the book that the name Thunderlips was taken from the nickname that former NFL New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath had given comedian Joan Rivers after meeting her backstage at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood.

Joan "The Moan" Rivers would later name one of her two pet boa constrictors Thunderlips.

After the book signing Hogan was asked by Preston St. Bolero with Bedroom Pillow Talk about his five-year-old sex tape which has suddenly surfaced on the Internet.

The 59-year-old Hogan said that he had forgotten all about the tape until his present wife Jennifer McDaniel, who is 37, heard about it from her physician, Dr. McDuffie P. Digglesteen's downstairs maid Delilah Salami.

Hulk remarked that when Jenny got home from her appointment that she was very upset and was so angry that she was having lots of trouble pronouncing her vowels.

She immediately asked him who the naked woman with the Komodo dragon tattoo on her (blank) in the tape was. At first Hogan asked the standard question, "What tape honeycakes?"

After convincing Jenny to put down the Louisville Slugger baseball bat she had in her hands, he told her that he was not sure but thought that the female in the tape was either Lolly Quickwine of El Segundo, Moxie Friskett of Avocado Heights, or Natasha Breadtower of La Brea.

SIDENOTE: Jenny finally calmed down after her husband gave her $4,000 cash and convinced her that the sex tape had been made weeks before he had even met her.

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