Kristen Stewarts' habitual swearing questioned

Funny story written by Willow

Saturday, 13 October 2012

A journalist who recently interviewed Ms Stewart in connection with a publicity article for her recently released film "On The Road" has contacted a top behavioral therapist in despair and posed the question ,"Could Kristen Stewart have Tourette's Syndrome?", pointing out that she is known to swear alot in especially in interviews.

The journalist played the taped interview as evidence complaining that after the swear words were removed there were only two words that could be quoted from Ms Stewart for an article for the magazine that was being represented.

"I won't get paid for two words", moaned the journalist who did not want to be identified. "I mean", the journalist added, "I was in the army and can swear but she even beats my ex-sarge."

The therapist, a Mr B Have a leading authority in the field, stated that after careful consideration, that Ms Stewart does not have the syndrome as she does not display any of the tics that people with the condition normally display, but added that the symptoms can vary.

Ms Stewarts' publicity agent was contacted said Ms Stewart has released a statement about the allegation and quoted,"(bleep, bleep) press. I don't have fleas or any other (bleep bleep bleep) parasticthingy (bleep)... like..infestation whatever."

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