Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books
Fox News' chief of making speculation sound like actual facts, Bill O'Reilly, has revealed where he got the idea for his latest books 'Killing Lincoln' and 'Killing Kennedy'. O'Reilly, who co-wrote the books with the rarely mentioned Martin Dugard...
Read full storyFixing The News
A horrifying new trend has been spotted by internet "Spoof News" writers everywhere. Spoof News websites all over the net have been making sweeping editorial changes to NOTHING. Several Spoof News websites have been accused of "Destroying Intellec...
Read full storyBack in the saddle again!
Seemingly, 'dithering Dave', 'Do-nothing-Dave' or part time Prime Dickhead as he is known in the trade, one Dave Cameron, is no slouch when it comes to 'blanket diddling'. It appears that a number of his texts to News International boss Rebekah Br...
Read full storyStockport company adopts new approach for bottling whines
A long-established industrial unit in Stockport is all set to start bottling whines, moans and other grumpy stuff. The company's design department has come up with specially shaped glass containers for variegated examples of whines and moans.
Read full storyMotorist's frying pan reduced by magistrates
A Gateshead delivery driver has had his frying pan reduced in size from 16 to 10 inches diameter. Aluvaf Ryup, 33, had been driving whilst still holding his 16-inch pan. In court, magistrates duly considered his pan, which had been set aside wh...
Read full storyOctober surprise! "Turn national defense over to the states," says Romney
In a surprise announcement that even his staff was not aware of, Mitt Romney called a press conference this morning to make a dramatic proposal regarding the nation's defense. Romney: "There is nothing in our government today that cannot be done b...
Read full storyHurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.
Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault. 1) Browbeating Jersey Shore cast members and Jersey Mike's via Twitter isn't the same as actually helping fellow New Jerseyans. 2) I wish I was as motivated to be a community advocate and humanitarian even if there weren't flattened houses in my neighborhood. That's a character defect I intend to rectify. 3)...
Read full storyRepublicans Boot God from Party
No More G-O-D in the G-O-P? That's the word from Republican Party Chairman Reince Preibus, who spoke to reporters today from the Bible burning ceremony held at the Romney estate in Salem, Mass. "We decided it was time to re-evaluate our religi...
Read full storyCameron Texts detail 'ride of my life
John Bercow will have a tough time keeping the lid on parliament questions this week as steamy new texts are revealed between PM David Cameron and Rebekuh Brooks, she of the flowing chesnut mane, and recent phone hacking scandals. The texts reveal alleged salacious details after the pair joined up for some spirited bare back riding in the idyllic British country side. Here are just a few of...
Read full storyRowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".
J.K.Rowling has issued a writ for libel against Paris Match, France's most renowned popular magazine. At a hastily convened press conference her chief Public Relations officer Andrew McTaggart told reporters: "Eeeh,... averybiddy knows that this...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Says She's Never Ever Getting Back Together With Conor Kennedy
NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift's latest album titled Red has already sold 1.2 copies in just the first week alone. iRumors reported that although she is very happy she was a little disappointed at losing out the CMA Country Music Entertainer of The Year...
Read full storyKate Gosselin Missing Russell Brand
CUCAMONGA, California - Kate Gosselin flew to the Left Coast to visit one of her closest friends Sahara Skycrown. She and Sahara drove out to The La Brea Tar Pits and talked about Sahara's upcoming botox sessions. While at the world famous tar...
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