Kate Gosselin Missing Russell Brand

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 4 November 2012

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Kate shown in a scene from her old reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8.

CUCAMONGA, California - Kate Gosselin flew to the Left Coast to visit one of her closest friends Sahara Skycrown.

She and Sahara drove out to The La Brea Tar Pits and talked about Sahara's upcoming botox sessions.

While at the world famous tar pits, Mrs. Gosselin was asked by Redwood Fingeroo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle how things were coming along regarding her brand new reality show titled Kate's Dates.

The 37-year-old blonde replied that things are still in the initial planning stages but that the show should start filming sometime in December.

She added that after being involved in Jon & Kate Plus 8 and then in Kate Plus 8 that she is certainly looking forward to appearing on another reality show that will pay her gobs and gobs of money.

Kate was asked if she was seeing anyone. She got a bit of a sad look on her face and replied that she was not.

She told Fingerboo that she wanted to confide something to him. He was only to eager to hear her scoop.

Gosselin told him that it has been three months since she ended the relationship with Russell Brand.

After pausing to wipe away a few tears she took a drink of her Flaming Volcano and a bite of her Cinco Cheeses Burrito, and said that for the past week or so she has really been thinking a lot about Rusty (Brand).

She revealed that she had no idea that she would be missing the big-eyed, strongly accented Englishman so darn much.

Kate told Fingerboo that she remembers the night when the two were sitting on the Santa Monica Pier and he whispered in her right ear that she was the best damn French kisser that he had ever kissed.

Gosselin said she responded by telling him that he had the most roving hands that she had ever had rove all over her body.

CLOSING TIDBIT: Redwood Fingerboo commented that Kate confessed to him that she plans on calling Russell up and letting him know that she would love for them to rekindle their affair.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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