High school student manufactures gold from lead
Golden, CO - From a town named Golden comes a discovery that is about to make the precious metal as cheap as lead. Apple Creek High School student Lanny Auris has developed a cheap process to make gold from lead, in his basement using only common ho...
Read full storyVoyager Spacecraft Returns
Scientists all over the world are trying to explain the sudden appearance of the Voyager spacecraft, orbiting the moon. NASA and other space agencies are scrambling to find a logical explanation, while UFOlogists have stepped forward to explain ti al...
Read full storyCyber Bullies Upset The UK
"The UK is under constant attack from "cyber enemies"" Ministers screamed as they all ran from Westminster this afternoon. After Back and to the Left tracked them down to their secret command bunke(which incidentally doubles as Teresa May's garden sh...
Read full storyOlympic Stadium to take West Ham to next Level
West Ham United have been awarded preferred bidder status for the Olympic stadium and are now to be known as Olympique Ham*. The Hammers have been given the green light to enter negotiations to acquire the stadium after they beat off stiff competi...
Read full storyLorry drivers watching porn videos whilst driving on the M1!
During a police operation along the M1, police disguised as lorry drivers, were sent out to observe passing lorries and what causes most of them to start swerving. After letting several lorries pass and glimpsing into their windows it seems that s...
Read full story12/12/12 Sandy Relief Concert 'freaking out CIA numerologists'
New York - A famous Manhattan concert venue featured as a post-apocalyptic 'Obamascare' assisted suicide facility in the 1973 movie Soylent Green is at the core of a major paranormal scare this weekend. FEMA officials reviewing post-Superstorm San...
Read full storyFrench last month, now Joey Barton's turned Chinese
Football legend/God/dipstick Joey Barton has struggled for years with everything from his sexuality, facial hair, what jumper to wear on a winters morning, and recently he has had what some describe as a 'worrying' confusion over where the bloody hel...
Read full storyGronk's Colorful Life Outside the Lines of Football
For those fans that have thought Rob Gronkowski, the spiking machine of the New England Patriots, is some kind of animated creation, the truth is out there. Gronk has taken his cartoonish antics to the real world of anime where the line between li...
Read full storyKat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed
SAN FRANCISCO - Kat Von D, who is one of the most tattooed women in America, has just had seven of the ink markings removed. Von D, who dumped her fiancé "Messy" Jesse James after she found out he had been unfaithful with 20 different women, said...
Read full storyCheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was back in the City of Angels and she is as mad as a She-Devil. The British singer was one of the original judges on Simon Cowell's American version of the X-Factor. But she was fired after a few shows due to the fact...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Says She Misses Being On American Idol
CHICAGO - Jennifer Lopez was in town visiting one of Chicago's most famous residents Oprah Winfrey. Lopez, says that things with her boy-toy Casper Smart, who is 18 years younger than her, are going along great even though he cannot name the four...
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