Johnny Depp and Kristen Stewart To Star In the X-Rated Movie, The Landing Strip
HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on a new Johnny Depp - Kristen Stewart motion picture. The erotically romantic movie titled The Landing Strip is based on the book b...
Read full storyKristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"
Think of a polarizing figure - someone equally loved or reviled depending on who you are, someone who hates to smile, wades into risky situations, and doesn't give a damn what you think. No, it's not John Boehner this time. It's Kristen Stewart.
Read full storyOld Farmer Ferguson had a Farm, E-eye, E-eye, Oh!
Old Trafford Farm, Manchester: The ring-leader of some muddied oafs who chase a bladder of wind across a farm meadow for a living, has got into trouble. Farmer Ferguson is his name and he has been shouting and getting red faced over Christmas. Rum...
Read full storyMan Reflects on Sad Loss Of Mother
As New Years Eve approaches and we fondly wave farewell to 2012 and welcome, with open arms and a sigh of trepidation, 2013, many people will be reflecting on the loved ones they lost in the last 12 months. "It is a time for reflection" said grief...
Read full storyNdamukong Suh and Dwyane Wade: Light-footed Fools
Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat needs to be fumigated. Though he insists he is not a dirty player, there are a half dozen victims to his play in the NBA who'd stand in the witness box and insist Dwyane has a great deal of grime under his fingernails...
Read full storyFamilies expect verse to come
Three-quarters of Britain's families are bracing themselves for a rush of New Year greeting cards with loads of pathetically up-lifting poems and massively predictable rhymes. In Scotland there will be more verse - and sometimes the verse is w...
Read full storyAntarctic Drill Project failure: "Corners were cut!"
Cancellation of the UK Antarctic Drilling project was confirmed as the team arrived back to the UK. The controversial plan was to reduce the ice of the Antarctic to the consistency of slush by pumping different flavoured sauces into the ice, allow...
Read full storyBritney Spears X'd From X-Factor
HOLLYWOOD - The word coming out of Tinsel Town is that the Princess of Pop, Britney Spears will not be returning for a second season of X-Factor. According to an inside source Simon Cowell felt that Ms. Spears is just not worth the annual salary o...
Read full storyHot Air Balloonist's Dream Is To Fly To The Moon In His Balloon
POCATELLO, Idaho - Dontavian "Buzz" Buttonbocker, 53, says that ever since he was in grade school he has always been fascinated with hot air balloons. The Pocatello native actually built his first hot air balloon at the age of 9. He said that it w...
Read full storyRobbers arrested after shop raids
Three men have been arrested after several shops in Gateshead city centre were burgled in midnight raids. Thieves broke into Mendelson's Music Shop and made off with the lute. They also broke into the till, and took all the notes. Nearby, a pos...
Read full storySanta Claus in Purgatory
Jolly Old Saint Nick they call him. Belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He gives presents to children all over the world, but did you ever wonder how he got to be Santa Claus? Groundbreaking evidence, in the form of ancient parchments, has ju...
Read full storyTwo Reasons Why The Brooklyn Nets Fired Coach Avery Johnson
BROOKLYN - Avery Johnson, who was in the third year of a $12 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets, has been told to hit the road. The coach who got the nickname of the Little General when he played point guard with the San Antonio Spurs first l...
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