So Long, Farewell, Auf Wedersehen, Adieu! The End Is Coming And It Will Get You Too
Greetings dear Readers! As we all know the legendary 21st of December is almost upon us which means that according to the Mayan Calendar tomorrow we are all going to croak in horrible ways. On behalf of myself and the rest of the Spoof staff I just wanted to take this time to say thanks to all our readers and that it has been a fun ride. You have been a swell audience and we have certainly had...
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Los Angeles, CA - The seven-time "winner" of the Tour De France, now the piñata of the sports world, Lance Armstrong, has been spotted by several people, pushing his bike up the steep canyon roads around L.A. recently. "I'd recognize those glutes...
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Scarlett Johansson's daughter is following her mother in her footsteps into modeling. Her daughter Wang Johansson turned the streets of New York into a catwalk while hunting for clothing. Scarlett Johansson started her career on Groundhog Day as...
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When we heard commentators calling the Patriots loss to the 49ers heartbreaking, we nearly cracked a rib laughing. The outrageous loss may inspire many feelings for fans of Brady and Belichick, but heartbroken is not the usual reaction to these ga...
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London - "Daft old cow's been reading too many bloody tabloid headlines, what?" the old curmudgeon snarled at Palace footmen today as details of the plot emerged. "Why, only this morning the stupid bat asked me if I'd seen the effin' story and ask...
Read full storyEmin makes art work for Middleton
Former Turner Prize nominee and artistic turncoat Tracy Emin has been commissioned to produce a new piece of work by Royal hanger on and professional shopper Pippa Middleton. The work will another neon piece in the style of Bruce Nauman and will...
Read full storyOne World Government
The Japan's surprise military strike on Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941, killed 2,402 and wounded 1,282 Americans. Very close to 9/11, nah? Some believe US President FDR was aware of the imminent attack, but he ordered the US fleet to move from the West Coast to the unsafe Pearl Harbor. Admiral Richardson advised FDR not to issue the order, but FDR removed the bad admiral and replaced him by Ad...
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LA BREA, California - Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand, who broke up in August of 2011, were seen walking hand-in-hand at the famed La Brea Tar Pits. According to several eyewitnesses, Kate was wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey, Daisy Duke short...
Read full storyTim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy
NEW YORK CITY - The love affair between Tim Tebow and the New York Jets never materialized and Tim understands that's just the way the football bounces. This season he sat patiently on the bench while watching Jets starting quarterback Mark "Oops"...
Read full storyKim Jong- Un Saves Earth
North Korea's Dear Leader, World's Most Sexiest Man Alive and Time Magazine's Man of the Year has saved the world from a Mayan invasion fleet. Dear Leader reported, "As you may know, I am fluent in all languages, past, present and future and while...
Read full storyKate Starts A Barf-O-Rama At Palace Dinner
London, England - According to sources close to the Royal family, last night's dinner reception for India's Prime Minister, Manhoman Singh, was one for the history books, or perhaps, one to be erased from the history books. It would appear that Ka...
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