Written by Evil

Thursday, 20 December 2012

image for Scarlett Johansson's daughter is spotted in New York City
Wang Bamber Johansson

Scarlett Johansson's daughter is following her mother in her footsteps into modeling. Her daughter Wang Johansson turned the streets of New York into a catwalk while hunting for clothing.

Scarlett Johansson started her career on Groundhog Day as a model and has thoughtfully passed on her incredible genes to her daughter Wang, so she can follow in her well-shod footsteps.

Wang has never dated anyone in her life and she admits she wouldn't mind spotting Bigfoot.

Stunning Wang, a budding actress as well as a singer songwriter, wasn't afraid to wear the shortest of frocks either for her day out in New York.

Scarlett has never revealed the name of Wang's father but it is said he lives in the mountains of Alabama as a successful prospector.

Wang was briefly detained last year after being found wandering through a school yard full of children.

Wang meanwhile had a boho vibe about her outfit, with a tiny patterned tiered ra-ra skirt, wide leather belt, a white lace-trimmed spaghetti-strap vest, knee high tan leather boots and a hippy style necklace.

While not many men gave her a second look, she got plenty of attention from the women.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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