Cheap alcohol bin helps poorer drinkers
Plans to collect cheap beers, wines and spirits in a big bin were welcomed by poorer drinkers worried about Government proposals to increase minimum prices on units of alcohol. The big brewers and wine merchants have been wondering what to do with...
Read full storyHeavy rain to bring more food
Food warnings remain in place for those parts of Britain where poor, starving people live in hope that it will rain a lot. Food suppliers from the Environment Agency are now using emergency measures whereby carrier bags of food are released from d...
Read full storyManhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage
Manhattan, NY - In a press conference held on Wednesday, Manhattan Mayor Michael Bloomberg, announced that the city's attorneys have filed a lawsuit against the Lenape Indian Tribe. The suit claims that when the original settlers bought the Island of...
Read full storyMuddle-Minded Multimillionaire McAfee Mucks Up Murder Mystery In Middle America
McAfee, is one of the world's most used internet security websites. It is used to protect the computer user from computer viruses and other threats that can attack his machine while he is online. Also now famous is the web creator himself, John McAfe...
Read full story9 Year-Old Girl Does 57 Back Flips on Trampoline in a Row
Over the past weekend, little Suzy Jones of Springfield, Maryland received the best present she could ever imagine- a trampoline! After her parents finally let her open her trampoline she began bouncing up and down. She was giggling, smiling, and...
Read full story"Lincoln" May Become "Linkedincoln" for DVD Release in Naming Rights Deal
DreamWorks is in discussions to sell the naming rights to recently released "Lincoln" to LinkedIn for an undisclosed sum, and the new name will apply to DVD and BluRay releases of the Spielberg film reported insiders familiar with the deal. "LinkedI...
Read full storyTebow and Gronk Look Toward a New Year
Tim Tebow may need to do more praying. Tyrannosaurus Rex Ryan has bypassed the good Christian soldier in favor of a third-string backup. This would be inconsequential if Tebow did not have more experience, leading a team a year ago to the playo...
Read full storyNew Austerity Cut-Back Announced!
The Prime Minister has announced yet another government austerity cut-back to Parliament today. From 1 January 2013 the names of virtually everyone in Britain will have to consist of no more than eighteen characters, including any space between each...
Read full storyFrozen Butterball Turkey Revived By Cryogenic Scientist
BILLINGSGATE POST: A scientist at a cryogenics lab in Florida reported that he successfully revived a 22 pound flash frozen Butterball turkey right before Thanksgiving. In the highly respected Scientific Journal of Cryogenics, Dr. Wilmot Scheemer de...
Read full storyDead Dutch skydiver was lost for days in Dutch mountains!
A Dutch skydiver (RIP) who fell out of the sky after his parachute failed to open was lost for days it seems. Nobody bothered to report he was missing because in Holland it is normal to jump out of the sky and not tell anybody that he might not have...
Read full storyParachute failed to open? There's an app for that
There are a wealth of Life Logging Apps that record your every waking thought, view and conversation. But what about Death Logging Apps? "There's a remarkable lack of death related apps," said App World! editor Mac Buck. "Stepping into this void i...
Read full storyA Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo
BRISBANE, Australia - The Kangaroo News Agency of Australia has just released a press bulletin. According to KNA reporter Tellaringo Waggaberra, an Australian kangaroo rancher, Chamberlain Cowbrewster owns what is being touted as the most astonish...
Read full storyThe World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, New Mexico - A team of oil surveyors who were looking for a possible site for a pipe line which would bring oil from Mexico into the United States recently made an amazing discovery. The chief surveyor identified as Packwood...
Read full storyLamar Odom Says He May Seek A Divorce From Khloe Kardashian
BEVERLY HILLS - Lamar Odom the former Los Angeles Laker player, who now plays for the Los Angeles Clippers, has just said that he is sick and tired of playing second fiddle to his wife Khloe Kardashian's X-Factor gig. The 6-foot-10-inch Odom was h...
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