Celtic Chris Wilcox Bares a Finger in Philadelphia
Just ask Chris Wilcox if you got to have heart to play for the Celtics. Sidelined last season with heart surgery, he has returned to the Celtics a renewed man. In fact, he is showing too much manhood to suit the NBA. They just fined him $25,000...
Read full storyNew TV Show To Sweep America
"CONTROL CHALLENGE" That is the name of the quiz show that is destined to sweep America and its franchise is likely to stretch all over the world. The brain behind it is Arnold Webstein who used to work as a secretary in the White House, and he takes up the story. While I was there I was astonished just how much in the dark we were kept about who really was making decisions at the top, what...
Read full storyMassive Demand For TV's New Accessory!"
Television retailers from all over Britain have been reporting heavy customer demand today for this year's new Christmas 'must have' accessory - 3D TV screen protectors. 'We had 2000 of them in stock when we closed the shop on Saturday evening and...
Read full storyPFA Chief accused of Shifting the Goal-posts with Additional Netting proposal
PFA Chief Gordon Taylor has been criticised for attempting to move the goalposts after he suggested the introduction of further nets around the pitch, in the wake of yesterdays dour Manchester derby. Glorified shop-steward Taylor suggested the rev...
Read full storyMan gets out of bed the wrong way
A Goole man with a broken nose was admitted to Humberside Hospital yesterday morning after getting out of bed the wrong way. Errol Dover, 58, who usually sleeps like a log, bashed his nose against the wall shortly after his alarm went off. "It...
Read full storyBA attempts to shag Virgin!
BA and Virgin Airways have had many altercations and now the climate has reached "bitch fighting" because BA's boss has tipped that Branson and his airline will be shot down in 5 years. Instead of suing the BA boss, Sir Richard, in his typical brash...
Read full story'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song
California - San Francisco hardcore punk rockers the Dead Kennedys have been commissioned by a British label to record a Christmas special. 'All Hail Our Fetus Overlord' is to be released as a single with the B-side featuring the band's October 20...
Read full storyMessage from Patrick Moore in Space
Sir Patrick Moore has communicated from Space for a special Sky at Night presentation but the BBC is not interested in anything to do with Sky and Sky consider that there is no X-factor in Space. Nonetheless those devoted to Spoof will know that s...
Read full storyMadonna Fears Her 25-Year-Old Boy Toy Will Dump Her
MANHATTAN - Madonna, who is 54, recently confided to her cellulite specialist Dr. Ikaloosa Luluette Lickachevski that she is afraid that her 25-year-old boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat is thinking about breaking up with her. The New York singer told Dr. Li...
Read full storyKobe Bryant Offered His Own Talk Show
NEW YORK CITY - According to Political Salad Bar Magazine Kobe Bryant of the Lost Angeles Lakers has just been offered to be the host of a brand new talk show. PSBM reporter Sinclair Petaluma stated that a spokesperson for the Fox Network, who ref...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels For Max George
NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan has stated that she truly feels that she is on the road to recovery as she has hooked up with Max George of The Wanted. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight Max and Lindsay first met at The Drunken Door Mouse Bar in New...
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