Written by Joe Leff

Monday, 10 December 2012

A Goole man with a broken nose was admitted to Humberside Hospital yesterday morning after getting out of bed the wrong way.

Errol Dover, 58, who usually sleeps like a log, bashed his nose against the wall shortly after his alarm went off.

"It was a terrible shock," said his wife," he just rolled over and crash! And then he went all grumpy. He's normally such a nice bloke."

Mr Dover stormed off after getting out of bed the wrong way. When he got to the A&E Department, he angrily demanded immediate treatment.

"He was like a madman," said the hospital receptionist. "He must have got out of bed the wrong way."

After being patched up, Mr Dover was advised to practise getting out of bed the right way three times every night before getting into bed.

"I'll never get the hang of this," he complained to his wife, who likes to read '50 Shades of Grey' in bed. "You'll have to tie me up against you."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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