Sir Paul McCartney To Release New Version of 'Hey Jude'
Sir Paul McCartney has announced he is to release a new updated version of The Beatles 1968 classic 'Hey Jude'. Sir Paul, who performed Hey Jude during his recent live London 2012 Olympic Games opening ceremony gig on 27 July impressed himself so muc...
Read full storyPedro Ciriaco Makes Like Ty Cobb for the Red Sox
In a season of many ugly disappointments, the Red Sox seem to have found a silver lining to the cumulus-bearing deluge clouds. Rookie Pedro Ciriaco has emerged as the best candidate to be the 21st century Ty Cobb-or this year's Lu Clinton.
Read full storyJunkies target the over sixties
Police have asked the aged and generally over sixties to improve security on their homes after a spate of burglaries have targeted this vulnerable section of society. "Now that pharmacies have stupendous security," said Police Inspector Gadget, "d...
Read full storySparks and Mensa launch their dancing shoes
Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for people with taste, intelligence and a penchant for the unusual, is to launch a new range of dancing shoes. "Unusually," said Mark Spencer, the CEO, OCE and ECO, "we're doing both a men's and women's rang...
Read full storyOlympic Javanese javelin thrower stabs his foot and is disqualified!
Javanese Olympic javelin thrower, King Hula Bula Wonga the 40th, who is his countrie's sole representative at London 2012, has just blown it! After intense preparation in his homeland, 2 years of extensive jungle training throwing spears at wide-e...
Read full storyMitt Romney - exclusive interview
In an exclusive interview with Mitt Romney, The Spoof probes the presidential hopeful's position on Syria. Or, at least, we tried to... DS: What do you think of Syria's plight and what should the US be doing about it? MR: I guessed this would come up because I heard someone - Walter Cronkite, I believe - mention it briefly on TV. Let me make it quite clear that I do not believe the situ...
Read full storySir Paul McCartney Leads Olympic Crowd in Sing-Along of "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"
Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, appeared at the Velodrome and the Olympic Stadium today and led capacity crowds in mass sing-alongs to obscure Beatles songs at both venues. McCartney was on hand at the cycling track, as the Great Britain women'...
Read full storyJ. Lo Hints That Her "Boy-Toy" Could Be History
NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Lopez has been known to ride on the emotional roller coaster a lot more times than she would prefer. According to Taffeta Kixx with iRumors her up and down marriage to Marc Anthony eventually turned into one great big amus...
Read full storyOlympic-sized Ugly Americans Play Some Hoops
File it under: the emperor has no clothes. The American men's basketball team, highly vaunted, and victims of their own braggadocio, nearly lost a game to the Lithuanian team by a few measly points. Only in the final four minutes, when Lithuani...
Read full storyJoan Rivers Nicknames Christina Aguilera "El Chubbo"
LOS ANGELES - The undisputed "Queen of Mean" Joan Rivers has never been one to hold her tongue. Rivers, has probably made more derogatory wisecracks about Hollywood's starlets than anyone else including Naomi Campbell, Chelsea Handler, and Kathy G...
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