Polar Bears are the latest evolution lie!
Evolutionists have been found to be lying again, this time it's Polar Bears who have been left out in the cold! Just last year, 'scientists' (ahem) produced DNA 'evidence' which they said at the time proved that brown bears magicked into polar bea...
Read full storyParallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At
A newly published report by Dr. Beatrice Bender, Director of the New Center for Science, dismisses parallel universes as a waste of time; according to Dr. Bender, the perpendicular universe is where it's at. Announced Dr. Bender, "People want scie...
Read full storyBeeb staff strike in protest at rogue Diamond Jubilee
London - 'A Stalinist fantasy spawned in the Vatican' is how one Beeb father-of-chapel put it today as union members vowed to strike during the Jubilee extended weekend of 1st-5th June in protest at the long-running Palace hoax. Producers, technic...
Read full storySimon Cowell's obsession with Cheryl Cole goes too far.
TV mogul Simon Cowell is reported to be 'devastated' concerning continuing revelations leaked from his unofficial autobiography which is due to be released next month. According to sources, pint-sized, ego-maniac Cowell had no idea as to the conte...
Read full storyNASA Asks Americans for Mars Mission Ideas; Martians Respond
Ask and you shall receive. But NASA is receiving more than it asked for when it requested that Americans come up with suggestions for future trips to Mars. Not only is it hearing from Americans. It's also receiving input from Martians! And, u...
Read full storyAnother Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee
HOLLYWOOD - Well even Woody The Wonder Woodchuck who had correctly picked four of the five American Idol singers who have gone home was wrong as one of this year's favorites Colton Dixon was eliminated. A total of 53 million votes were cast by a t...
Read full storyDenis Leary Sees His Truck TV Commercials Riding Off Into The Sunset Due To His Insensitive Remarks About Dick Clark
NEW YORK CITY - Denis Leary, who used to be a comedian, has found himself in hot water for making very insensitive, hate-filled remarks about the late music icon giant Dick Clark. Leary, who is best noted for ah, let me see. Ah...oh yeah those For...
Read full storyJoan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos
MANHATTAN - Reality TV star Joan Rivers, who stars in Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? and The Fashion Police was having lunch with her plain-featured platitudinous daughter Melissa at the highly popular Cinderella Cafeteria. The two Yiddish gals were easily overheard talking about having watched Christina Aguilera perform the other night on The Voice. Joan, 78, who was having a spinach...
Read full storyVatican Blasts U.S. Nuns as Blasphemous
A special Vatican council of Bishops, Archbishops and Priests says many left-leaning American nuns are an embarrassment to the Roman Catholic Church for not speaking out more loudly against abortions, rubbers, gay marriage and high church posts for w...
Read full storyKim Jung-un Officially Diagnosed Insane by Doctors
Kim Jong-un was reported to have fired 13 missiles over the course of this past weekend, 6 of which actually were successful in their launch. Fortunately, these missiles were misdirected. Reaching so far as Siberia, these nuclear weapons failed to ha...
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