
Ron Paul revolution to be engraved in stone
New Hampshire- Supporters of the Ron Paul Revolution apparently fed up with Mother Nature's attempt to derail the Ron Paul Blimp, are seeking alternative methods to insert the Old right conservative into America's consciousness.
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Oy to the World
Several prominent persons have responded to the piece message to the Christian world that was issued by Israeli President Motze Katsav on this December 25th, 2007. The President has declared a new resolve for a global piece.
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Darwen Swimming Baths to Host New "Smoke 'n' Swim" Sessions
DARWEN LANCS ENGLAND - Amid all the bad press surrounding Smokers at the moment, officials in Darwen are planning offer an olive branch to smokers in the town by hosting designated swimming sessions exclusively for smokers hosted at the local swimmin...
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Ebay Features Free Items on Christmas
California, USA (IPP) - Things slow down on Christmas day on Ebay so this year they decided to stir things up by giving away expensive items.
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Three wise men depend on OnStar
Three wise men were reported last night by the Jordanian Desert Patrol traveling east from Najd and the Arabian Peninsula on camels through the Syrian Dessert at pretty fast speeds.
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Mars Polar Caps Help Win Million Dollar Bet
Clovis, New Mexico (IPP) - Astronomer, Dr. Povenmire Finootch was taking some time off for the Christmas holidays and was camping in Elephant Butte Lake State Park in New Mexico.
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FBI uncovers pornography and Santa's illegal surveillance systems; puts NORAD to shame
FBI agents today raided Santa's workshop and discovered one of the most sophisticated and comprehensive surveillance systems ever known to man.
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In Seine's Christmas Lecture
At the Royal Albert Hall, London, a reclusive, obscure and unknown Spoofwriter only known as IN Seine, enthralled an audience for just 1 minute and 23 seconds with the first in a series of traditional Christmas lectu...
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Soccer is Life
Another day in India. Soccer fans in their annual rite of passage set fire to their stadium and demolished the landmark in their yearly quest to please the god Socero.
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Zanessa over because of Zashley?
Zac Efron reported to us first that he and long-time girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens have split.
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Britney Spears shags British paparazzo for an exclusive exposé; trys out her new PR campaign to win back the public's attention
Hollywood, California - Concerned that her little sister, Jamie Lynn, is diverting the public's attention away from her with the news of her teen pregnancy, Britney has responded by engaging in an aggressive one-on-one public relations campaign w...
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