At the Royal Albert Hall, London, a reclusive, obscure and unknown Spoofwriter only known as IN Seine, enthralled an audience for just 1 minute and 23 seconds with the first in a series of traditional Christmas lectures.
He opened by saying:
"In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency. Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descanting and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, and vain vapid verbosity."
He then closed by saying:
"In short: "Be brief and don't use big words."
He admitted that he had got the idea from a notorious Spoofwriter known as 'marvin' but wanted to follow the example of fellow Spoofwriter, Carina Eta.
