Kim Jong-Il to be Inducted Into PGA Hall of Fame
North Korean Premier Kim Jong-Il is due to become an honorary inductee into the USPGA hall of fame when they next meet.
Read full storyChannel Tunnel Closed for Repairs, Suffering from Carfull Chunnel Syndrome
LONDON - The Channel Tunnel will be closed indefinitely for major reinforcement, Eurotunnel operators announced today. Eurotunnel engineers said the work is necessary to prevent foreseeable damage to the "Chunnel," as it was once popularly...
Read full storyDigger's Flame Will Burn Brightly in Our Memory
Spontaneous Human Combustion is a phenomenon that we believed was always associated with human beings, quite naturally - until now that is because The Spoof can report on what we think is most probably the first case of elective spontaneous canine co...
Read full storyDowning Street to install Trevi-style fountain to finance political donations
Whitehall, London - (Associated Mess): Tessa Jowl's Department for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots has confirmed today that it has given the go-ahead for the erection of a massive new Trevi-style fountain at the foothills of Downing Street which...
Read full storyPolonium 210 found at Polish embassy-in-exile
Warsaw - (Associated Mess): Traces of the radioactive toxin Polonium 210 have been found in a consignment of traditional Yuletide roll-mop herrings at the Polish embassy-in-exile in Warsaw, the official legation representing quaint separatist faction...
Read full storyRenée Zellweger explodes on set of Bridget Jones 3
Tragic news reaching us today about oscar-winning actress Renée Zellweger. It seems that the preparation phase of the new Bridget Jones movie (Bridget Jones 3 - The Wrath of Khan and this time it's personal) has taken a turn for the worse.
Read full storyAlaska to Leave US, Join OPEC
The state of Alaska has announced plans to leave the United States of America, form an independent Eskimo country, and join O.P.E.C. (the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries). This will be the first incident of secession since the American...
Read full storySwitch-on Shenanigans
Bungling DIY enthusiast Reg Batterup was today in hot water with his neighbours in the sleepy Cornish village of Rickstein. Reg, a big fan of American Christmas light displays, had been spending every spare moment since June this year preparing his e...
Read full storyBerlusconi heart scare: "For a moment we thought he had one!"
Former Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, was in the intensive care unit of a Milan hospital last night after collapsing at a political rally with what was called a minor heart complaint. Doctors were at first taken aback by what appeared to...
Read full story"Super Beavers" Terrorizing N.C. Suburbs May Be Sex-Starved Women
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The "Super Beavers" felling trees and slapping tail in suburb Raleigh are probably sex-starved women, according University of North Carolina researchers.
Read full storyVegetable Rights Activists Seize NY Planet Hollywood, Schwarzenegger Negotiates Hostage Release
NEW YORK - "No one will be killed, if you do as we say!" Roberto Alvarez heard these frightening words as someone behind him put a paring knife to his neck. Alvarez, a Planet Hollywood salad prep crew worker, was one of fourteen of the ki...
Read full storyTooth Company
It has been announced that Pogues frontman Shane McGowan has been appointed as the new face of Colgate toothpaste.
Read full storyMichael Richards to wed Madonna and adopt two African boys.
In a bid to atone for his racist tirade at the Laugh Factory, Michael Richards (Seinfeld's Kramer) announced, "Let the healing begin. I will marry Madonna and adopt two African boys." Speaking at a Beverly Hills press conference, Richa...
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