North Korean Premier Kim Jong-Il is due to become an honorary inductee into the USPGA hall of fame when they next meet.
The ruthless Dictator has proven himself to be the World's greatest golfer ever by shooting countless holes in one (normally 3-4 per round) and by also setting the lowest course record ever at 38 below par for one round of 18 holes.
Speaking today form his home former world's number one Tiger Woods said:
"He d'man all right, and there's so much that I can learn from him. We can only marvel as his game goes from strength to strength"
The PGA is desperate to exploit some kind of a loophole and to award Il US citizenship in an attempt to draft him into the 2008 US Ryder Cup squad.
Jack Nicklaus said:
"Compared to this guy I'm a piece of crap. If he'd been playing the same time as me, then there's no way that I'd ever have won 18 Grand-Slam titles"
Il himself was unavailable for comment as he was finishing setting up a research station on the moon, a task that he is presiding over personally, but he did send the following message:
"I am the best thing in the world by a mile and nobody is fit to tie the laces of my shoes. Now if you'll forgive me I must go and do all manner of things that mere mortals find impossible"
