Saddam Hussein Found Not Guilty
Washington, D.C.- Though President George W. Bush believes that the jury is still out on the theory of evolution, the jury of Saddam Hussein's trial is in, and the defendant was found not guilty of crimes against humanity.
Read full storyMadonna Adoption First Step to Forming Her Very Own Rainbow Family
"Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in her sight, Madonna loves the little children of the world."...
Read full storyMid-term campaigning hots up in Manhattan
Manhattan, NY (Associated Mess) - Attempts to sanitise blemishes on the Bush Administration's Cold War security files have been publicised in a new billboard campaign in Lower Manhattan just days before the vital US Mid-term elections next week.
Read full storyWhore on Terra: Cherie used hypnosis on spooks
Downing Street, London SW1 (Associated Mess) - New details of British military involvement in the Whore on Terra have emerged this week revealing that the Prime Monster's wife, Cherry Bush QC, used hypnosis on the UK Joint Chiefs of Defence Staff...
Read full storyNew Labour Printing Error Claims Jordan to be Next Prime Minister
A grave printing error has thrown egg into the faces of a number of rebel Labour MPs. The ministers, who are campaigning for the ousting of Tony Blair as leader of the Labour party and for him to be replaced by Gordon Brown as soon as possible, are s...
Read full storyKerry Says He is a "Secret Republican" Helping "Fellow Bonesman" Bush
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Democratic Senator John Kerry revealed on Wednesday that he is in fact a "secret Republican" who has been helping further President George Bush for years.
Read full storyBritain to rename itself "Big-Britain" to reflect level of government interference
British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today indicated that Britain was to re-name under pressure from ministers to create a society which is entirely governed and restricted by themselves. In a similar manner to the relaunch of the Labour Party, dubbed...
Read full storyHeather Mills' Estranged Leg Breaks Silence
Beleaguered ex-Beatle Paul McCartney has gained an unusual ally in his acrimonious divorce battle - his wife's estranged leg.
Read full storyGluttons Monopolize World Supply of Red Wine and Red Grapes
It all started with a recent research study showing that a chemical called resveratrol, which is contained in red wine and red grapes, can offset some of the effects of gluttony. Researchers say that the glutton who ingests resveratrol will still b...
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