
K-Fed Starts Auction of Britney Sex Tape
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Estranged hubby Kevin Federline has reportedly started an online auction of a videotape he took having sex with Britney Spears.
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Dixie Chicks Play the Dome in Triumph After Elections
TACOMA (Reuters) - After the Democrats won seats across the USA on November 7 and lost control of Congress in a wave of anti-Bush and anti-war sentiment, the Dixie Chicks sang in triumph and total vindication on Saturday night at the sold-out Tacoma...
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Blair squirms "George told me to do it" in Labour sperm donors row
London - (Associated Mess): Police are continuing to probe the Prime Monster's pleas of innocence in the screwing over of UK voters with a series of bent general election loans.
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Beware Managers with Brain Leak
Baltimore, MD - Researchers at Johns Hopkins University revealed that workplace micro-management is caused, in part, by a brain condition known as bulorisus or "Brain Leak".
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US Vetoes UN Security Resolution Condemning Israeli Killing
UNITED NATIONS (AP)-- The United States vetoed yet another UN Security Council resolution on Saturday that condemned the ongoing slaughter of Palestinians in the Gaza Strip by the Israeli military and demanded Israeli troops pull out of the territory...
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Rumsfeld will call Rush Limbaugh to testify at War Crimes trial
A group of lawyers say they will be filing charges of War Crimes against outgoing Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld in Germany next week, for the role he played in authorizing the use of torture at Abu Graib and Guantanamo Bay. The trial will take p...
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Kennedy Assasin Found
Pictures were discovered today from photos found in an old camera purchased at a yard sale. The photos revealed shooters on the grassy knoll in Dallas.
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Pre-nups to Include a Ban Against Text Messaging Divorce Plans
By ending her marriage via a text message, pop princess Britney Spears has created more business for the legal profession. Millions of clients the world over are rushing to lawyers wanting an addendum to their pre-nups, requiring that both parties a...
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