Radical Muslim Cleric In Trouble Over Sep 11 Denial
Radical Muslim Cleric, Rasheed Al-Roudali, could find himself in front of an International Criminal Court over remarks he made concerning the authenticity of the September 11 Al-Qaeda terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre towers in 2001.
Read full storyTrey Parker And Matt Stone Quit South Park Over Offensive Episode
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have confirmed they are to leave South Park - the controversial cartoon series they created, write and star in - after objecting to the "gratuitously sick, twisted" way a recent episode depicted the Pope and Roman...
Read full storyBush Approval Rating Drops To 4%
The approval rating of President George W. Bush has dropped to 4%. Reliable sources at the White House vigorously defend this recent drop, pointing to the 5% margin for error, suggesting that his approval rating may climb up to 9%. Whoopee!...
Read full storyNatalie Portman Is Ticked
London and the Village---Angry that she is no longer reigning glamorously triumphant as Queen Padme Amidala in a Hollywood forum of convenience or even consulted in a significant way about the fate of the Universe at large, Natalie Portman has decide...
Read full storyLaura Bush pregnant?
Washington DC, USA; Saturday 25 March 2006 -(ReUterus & Associated Mess) - Despite a feverish guessing game in the international media, the White House is reportedly "keeping mum" today on the hot topic of whether First Lady Laura Bus...
Read full storyBush and Cheney Undergo Extreme Makeovers
WASHINGTON (UPI-President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have undergone extreme makeovers by world class cosmetic consultants to change their public images on the advice of White House advisor Karl Rove.
Read full storyUS Forgetting How to Operate Its Nuclear Missiles
WASHINGTON (AP)-The Pentagon is running out of scientists and engineers who know how to operate and repair America's intercontinental nuclear and conventional missiles, according to the Defense Urgency Maintenance Board (DUMB).
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