President Assures Public Everything is Great, Attempts Joke.
President Bush held a press conference this afternoon to tell the American people that there are no problems and everything is just fine despite assertions in the media to the contrary.Read full story
UK corruption inquiry: cops say Tories loaned millions to Tony Blur
London, Wednesday 29 March 2004 - [Pravda]: Officers investigating the UK loans for peerages fiasco that has embroiled the Labour Party are now probing reports that the Conservative Party has been its main lending source for the last forty years.Read full story
Katherine Harris declared Best Female Parody of 2006
Rep. Katherine Harris who recently declared she would spend all her liquid assets to secure a seat in the U.S. Senate, was today declared Best Female Parody of 2006 by the Parody Writers Association of America (PWAA).Read full story
Fox To Overhaul Popular Hannity And Colmes Program
New York City, March 25 - The Fox News Channel has announced that it will roll out a new version of its successful political commentary show "Hannity and Colmes", in time for the fall season. Fox's program director Ronald Walker said the show had tak...Read full story
Local Thug Not Really 'From the Streets'
Waltham, Mass. March 26 - Theodore Weingarden, known to the Bentley college community simply as "Cisco", left campus on Thursday amid a public outcry over events that occurred this past weekend on visitor's day.Read full story