Cocaine Kate and the Tale of the Egg
While being prescribed some medication recently, my doctor told me to be careful of my liver. I don't see what the big deal is. If it conks out, I can simply get a new one. That's what celebrities do. Larry Hagman is on his 2nd or 3rd liver a...
Read full storyU.S to Launch Pre-emptive Strike on Jamaica
Washington, D.C. March 21 - In a response to the devastation wrought by Hurricane Katrina, President Bush has announced plans to launch a pre-emptive attack on the Caribbean nation of Jamaica, in an effort to prevent further hurricanes. The strike is...
Read full storySuspect Apprehended After Extended Dirty Dish Investigation
San Diego, March 21 - First floor resident Jonathan Campbell is now the prime suspect in a string of dirty dish leaving incidents that occurred here over the past six months. Attention turned to the Connecticut native after investigators today turned...
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