Department of Defense Merges with Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart and the D.O.D have struck a deal that will provide logistic support to any pissed off citizen or terrorist group that desires to purchase high grade sensitive military equipment. D.O.D. officals report that using Wal-Mart's existing inf...
Read full storyConspiracy to Get Rid of Annoying People by Taking Them for Spacewalks Is Busted
Boston, Massachusetts -- First came the amazing news that the company Space Adventures plans to offer spacewalks to space tourists. Then came even more amazing news. Boston police have just busted a conspiracy of millionaires (calling themselves R...
Read full storyStephen Hawkins reveals ‘I made all that space stuff up and I'm actually not that clever'
Cambridge, England -- It was revealed yesterday that self-styled ‘cleverest man on the planet' Prof. Stephen Hawkins has actually been pulling the proverbial wool over the eyes of the world for decades. At a hastily arranged emergency press conferen...
Read full storyQueen sails into the sunset on new royal yacht
Islay, Scotland - (Associated Mess): The House of Mountbatten turned up en masse yesterday for the start of a seven day cruise around the Western Isles billed as the grand finale of the 80th birthday celebrations of Elizabeth, eldest daughter of Kin...
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