Big Bird Arrested For D.U.I.
Big Bird, beloved star of Sesame Street, countless licensing, films and books, was arrested in Beverly Hills yesterday after being clocked going forty miles over the speed limit, while on a foreign made red skate board. Stopped and apprehended by the...Read full story
'Rowling worse than Osama' - FBI
Lily Pond Lane, The Hamptons, Long Island - (AssoCIAted Mess): Federal Agents are reported to be taking no chances as serial plagiarist, fraudster and trans-atlantic terrorism co-ordinator JK Rowling prepares to descend on the hapless residents of L...Read full story
Wedding Planners Rejoice As Pamela Anderson Boosts Their Industry
The relationship between Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock (real name: Bob Ritchie) is once again "on." Is it ever! They married in St. Tropez; but that's not the whole story. Pamela has announced that they will be having additional marri...Read full story