Paxman In Nipple Fueled Controversial Love Triangle Fury

Funny story: Paxman In Nipple Fueled Controversial Love Triangle Fury

Jeremy Paxman had surgery yesterday to repair a broken blood vessel in his left nipple. However, the nipple was so hairy that the surgeon had to order in a special garden strimmer to cut the hair around the nipple, and then Paxman accidentally cut hi...

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Rachael Ray Has Thirty Minute Breakdown

Funny story: Rachael Ray Has Thirty Minute Breakdown

The Seattle Times said it was bound to happen: Rachael Ray has thirty minute breakdown. After whipping up meals on a nightly basis in just thirty minutes for the last five years, including a hour long Thanksgiving supper, Ms. Ray collapsed behind her...

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Fundamentalists Announce New Profanity Campaign in Support of Bush

Funny story: Fundamentalists Announce New Profanity Campaign in Support of Bush

St. Petersburg - Following President Bush's timely use of the "sh*t" word in discussing international strategy with Tony Blair, Christian fundamentalists announced a new campaign to promote profanity to get the job done.

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St Ken Lay's funeral cost Vatican Bank $10 million

Funny story: St Ken Lay's funeral cost Vatican Bank $10 million

Aspic, Colorado - (AssoCIAted Mess): Newly released figures show that last week's funeral of Enron martyr St Ken Lay of Houston cost the Vatican Bank more than $10 million, mainly in appearance fees put in by the former P2 satanic Lodge luminari...

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Man Pummeled by Wife after Presenting Her with PMS Chocolate 'Wonder' Bar

Ned Niceguy, 38, was hospitalized yesterday with a broken leg and fractured jaw, wounds sustained when he was attacked by his wife Nora, 32, after he had presented her with a PMS Chocolate Wonder Bar bought at a specialty store. Apparently Nora had...

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