Nazi claims threaten to bring down Polish government
Warsaw - (Ass Mess): Recent internet revelations concerning Nazi connections to the Polish Government-in- Exile's Warwaw embassy are threatening to bring down the administration of Prime Monster Mr Kaczynski who has complained bitterly that the o...
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Researchers at Magdalene College Cambridge have today published the results of their five-year study into popular beverages and it makes for fascinating reading.
Read full storyAhmadinejad Says Holocaust Needs More Study: Also Says Earth MAY Revolve Around The Sun
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has scheduled a conference to study whether or not the Holocaust actually happened. His Deputy Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mohammadi assured the Iranian press that President Ahmadinejad was never "Stay the Denial,&q...
Read full storyCar Seat Breathing. Make Sure Baby Is, Mom
New Zealand -- Mothers (Dad is drunk in front of the TV. As usual.) have been warned to use care when infants are placed in car seats. They may not be breathing. The infants may be having trouble, too.
Read full storyPentagon Enters Video Game Wars with PS-Wii-Box360-Station
Imagine being chased by a 27 foot virtual fire breathing dragon all the way from your living room couch through the kitchen up the stairs only to trip then stumble off a cliff luckily splashing into a raging virtual river 200 feet below! That's t...
Read full storyLucky Doreen Scoops A Fortune!
A woman form Manchester could hardly believe her luck today when she scooped a sizeable sum of money by just going to the cashpoint.
Read full storyPresident Bush to Deploy NRA to Iraq
WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to staunch the continuing violence in Iraq, the White House has announced plans to send a team of special NRA advisers to Baghdad in the coming weeks. These teams will work with local law enforcement and citizens' g...
Read full storyHoly Smoke! Croydon Man Elected Pope
In a sequence of events that might have come straight out of madcap religious comedy 'Father Ted', Brian Parker from Croydon near London, was last week elected Pope for a day by The Conclave Of Cardinals in the Vatican.
Read full storyPolitical Correctness Brigade Finally Go Mental - Kids Can't Be Taught Any Longer!
St Gawd Elpus College in Devon has hit the headlines around the world as being the first school to ban lessons of any description.
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