SUV Bomb Explodes Outside DC Starbucks, Saddam Loyalists to Blame?
Iraqi Sumi loyalists, loyal to Saddam Hussein promised to take America out should Hussein hang. Well, according to CNN, Saddam hung. Coincidence, an SUV bomb exploding outside a Washington DC Starbucks? Or cause for alarm should the Homeland Defens...
Read full storyNew No Calorie Diet Promises Extreme Weight Loss
First there was No-Carb then Some-Carb then Low-Fat then No-Fat until finally along came the All-The-Cabbage-You-Can-Eat-Without-Barfing diet. Now, thanks to the miracle of the late night Infomercial you too for only 4 easy payments of blah blah blah...
Read full storyBush: "Grand Canyon Formed By Noah's Ark"
In another environmental set back President George W. Bush has ordered Grand Canyon National Park to stop estimating the age of the slopes because right wing evangelicals are offended easily by the knowledge others gain in their elementary school cla...
Read full storyFashion Designer, Armani, Comes Out With New Fashion Line For The Dead
In a scene similar to Hollywood movie, "Weekend At Bernie's," cadaver models today hit the floor in wheel chairs and golf carts and were paraded up and down the runway at the Increasingly Defunct-Osiris Hotel in Paris while runway music...
Read full storyHussein: "With My Last Breath... I Curse Al-Sadr."
Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was executed by hanging at 6am EST. What surprised most were Saddam Hussein's last defiant words, as he mocked Muqtada al-Sadr, the Shiite religious leader. Many were puzzled by this remark until the reasoning...
Read full storyA Comprehensive Search Of The Spoof's Image Gallery Yields No Results
What is the use of having an article on Ted Kennedy without showing him drunk, having him fall face first into Boston Harbour. And what would an article of President Bush be without having an image of him fishing for prech on his man-made Crawford La...
Read full storyArmani To Come Out With New Line of Execution Wear; Reported Disgusted With Hussein's Appearance
Fashion designer, Giorgio Armani says today that he will be working on a new line of execution clothing for men. Sources close to the highly successful clothing designer say that he was inspired by yesterday's execution of Saddam Hussein and was...
Read full storyThere's A Guy Works Down McDonalds I swear He's Saddam
Conspiracy theories are appearing already concerning the fate of Saddam Hussein.
Read full storyCarol's Number Could Be Up
Brainy bird, Carol Vorderman, is today rumoured to be taking her maths A Level in an attempt to scotch the story, going round like wild-fire on the internet, saying that she uses times tables off-camera to work out the numbers problems on Countdown.
Read full storyYouTube Bought By Jack In The Box
YouTube, Google's new premier online grassroots video service yesterday became "Jack's" property after the Jack in the Box Corporation paid quite-a-chunk-of-change to Google for the YouTube website. Jack himself (Jack Corne...
Read full storyLabour sperm donors: new lapel pin and ear-tagging for honors recipients
London - (Ass Mess): Easy recognition of cash-for-honors gong-winners has been announced today in the form of a lapel pin bearing the ancient heraldic symbol of the asshole rampant. Newly created Life Peers can also choose a personalised form of the...
Read full storyHigh Fashion Fiasco In France
There has been uproar today in Paris at an haute couture fashion show when the catwalk models refused to wear some of the latest creations of top designer Jean Paul McCartney.
Read full storySaddam Hussein Offered Exile by Nigerian President
Following fervent pleas for clemency on behalf of Sadam Hussein by eminent personalities and statesmen worldwide, Nigeria's President Olusegun Obasanjo, himself, a former military dictator, off...
Read full storyADA Recommends Goldschlagger's
Just in time for the holiday season, reporters at The Spoof are very happy to report that the American Dental Association (ADA) has come out with its recommendation on an emergency, stop-gap procedure that anyone (well, anyone over t...
Read full storyWitnesses: Saddam Hussein Was Hung Three Times
Most witnesses at Saddam Hussein's execution were ushered OUT of the gallows prior to his outraged Iraqi judge hauling Hussein's lifeless body back up to the scaffold, tightening a noose around his neck and RE-hanging the already belated dict...
Read full storySaddam Hussein's body double executed
In an unprecedented move today the Iraqi government hung one of Saddam Hussein's many doubles in front of cameras, doctors and officials. The tape will be released to Iraqi television to prove to the many feuding factions in the country that Huss...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Hung By Mistake Instead of Saddam Hussein
BAGHDAD (AFP) -- In one of the biggest goofs during a state execution in history, President George W. Bush was accidentally hung by mistake instead of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein who was the one actually scheduled for execution.
Read full storyBush administration leaks new plan for Iraq war
George Bush held a press conference yesterday to not announce a new strategy and approach to achieving victory in the Iraq war.
Read full storySaddam Chooses Own Form of Execution
Saddam Hussein, deposed leader of Iraq, was allowed by the new government to chose his own form of execution. While many thought that he would prefer lethal injection or a firing squad, Hussein was having none of that. He also passed on hanging, th...
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