Terror Strikes "The View"
New York -- Barbara Walters' worst nightmare back when Starr Jones was a regular panelist tragically came true recently. On a hot set, Rosie O'Donnell, Miss Jones' replacement, turned on her three co-hosts and devoured every last bit of m...
Read full storyParis Hilton To Eat Ice Cream Cone in 2007!
Los Angeles--CA) Super Bowl fans will get a treat this year, at least those who liked Paris Hilton eating a Carl's Jr. burger. "They're going to love Paris eating a Baskin & Robbins ice cream cone," so says Baskin & Robbins Senior V...
Read full storyDog owners down size
The American Society of Dog Owners has sponsored a study on why American dog lovers have dramatically changed their dog buying habits in the past few years.
Read full storyMacca And Ex Have A Very Frosty Christmas
Christmas shoppers in Windsor looked on today in disbelief as ex-Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, came to blows with his estranged wife Heather Mills McCartney.
Read full storyOld Soldier Stan Is Coming Home For Christmas
It's a long way to Tipperary or so goes the song and it's also a long time since Private Stanley Sprouts has seen blighty. But all that could be about to change and Stanley could be enjoying his first proper Christmas dinner in six decades ne...
Read full storyCliff Richard Wears out 120 Mirrors a Day
Cliff Richard's official web site launched a desperate Christmas appeal today for, --believe it or not, mirrors.
Read full storyNew words for the English Dictionary
Here is a list of some urgently required words for today's English Dictionary...
Read full storyMotorhead's Lemmy To Get Gong For Good Work
Hell-raising bassist with the heavy metal combo Motorhead, Lemmy, is today being awarded a gong for his services to humanitarianism.
Read full storyAfghanistan chosen to host 2008 world war
At a gala event in Singapore last night, Afghanistan was chosen to host the next world war, expected to start in 2008. They beat off strong competition from Belgium, Israel and Pakistan to emerge victorious with the catchy slogan "War: Its What...
Read full storyTitchmarsh Becomes The Second High Profile Cheeky Boy
The nation's favourite gardener, Alan Titchmarsh, is today being linked to the other Cheeky Girl; you know the one that isn't shagging MP Lembit Opik.
Read full storyUri Geller's penis nominated for Academy Award
Uri Geller's cock was celebrating last night after it was announced that he is to be nominated for an Academy Award.
Read full storyWomen's Institute release new XXX Calendar
Eyebrows were raised today when The Dewsbury Womens Institute unveiled their new charity calendar.
Read full storyChristina Aguilera sex tape
A rumor has surfaced that Christina Aguilera has a lesbian sex tape hidden in her closet. Sex kitten, Christina was taped having a trist with a Penthouse playmate in a swanky Las Vegas hotel room. The tape was recorded by a male groupie Christina pic...
Read full story"Sin Grasa, No Mancha"; Lotion Turns Satirist's Feet Into Udders; Spears Pops Out of a Lamp
In startling news today, it was discovered that the use of a product called, Udder Cream as a foot lotion could cause your feet to turn into udders. This was discovered while satirist, King David, after getting out of the shower, rubbed several splot...
Read full storyActor Richard Gere Reveals Death of Atticus Finch
LOS ANGELES -- Actor Richard Gere revealed in a letter published in today's Los Angeles Times that his pet finch, Atticus, had betrayed him and is "dead to me."...
Read full storyRacer Ricky Bobby Killed In Golf Cart Accident
Stock car racer, Ricky Bobby was killed today when the golf cart that he was driving went out of control and flipped several times killing Bobby instantly. Eye witnesses say that the stock car driver was rounding the turn next to the 7th fairway at A...
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