Benedict
Noun
A medieval verdict
Verb
To reignite a Dark Age farce
Bin Laden
Chemistry
A very primitive, illusive and unstable chemical compound that is difficult to detect yet is prone to self destruct for no apparent reason
Blair
Biology
An Intelligent creature with an immaculate communication skill yet lacking the ability to develop independence, hence doomed to inevitably become a sidekick of a wayward host
Verb
Become a prostitute
A sell-out
Adjective
Lacking vision
Being Stubborn
E.g. He blaired his patriotism as much as his credibility was bushwhacked
Brangelina
Noun
The process of adopting foreign tricks in ones own talent
E.g. They brangelinized the Mongolian art of khoomii with ease
Britney
Noun
A flasher
Verb
To start anew without clothes
Bush
Noun
The very lowest measurement of an IQ
A person who is not very bright
The demise of intelligence
The lowest of low sense
E.g. A bush is the dumbest person in the world
Ceasefire
Noun
A very short period of time two sides to a conflict observe inactivity - whilst arming themselves to the teeth to destroy one another soon after
Cheney
Noun
The dark side of the force
Synonymous: Sith lord
Gibson
Noun
An episode of anti-Semitic fervour
Iraq War
Noun
A modern day Vietnam War
Jacko
Noun
A lighter shade of pale
The metamorphosis of pigmentation and facial tone
E.g. He is neither black nor white, he has jacko
Kim Jong-il
Noun
A recluse
A hermit
Verb
To live in a cocoon
To deny the existence of other societies other than yours
Nicole Richie
Physics
To deflate
A depreciated body mass
Chemistry
A pampered chemical enzyme
A spoilt atom
A compound exposed to light prematurely
Synonymous: Lindsay Lohan/ Paris Hilton
OJ
Verb
To evade justice
E.g. Did General Augusto Pinochet oj?
Pamela
Noun
A short period of marriage bliss accompanied by a divorce
Posh
Noun
A spicy ingredient in a diet soup
Chemistry
An anabolic steroid banned by FIFA
Rove
Chemistry
A white wash ingredient
A cleaning detergent
Rumsfeld
Noun
An arrogant grumpy old man
Verb
To fail miserably
To live in denial
To refuse defeat
Sectarian Violence
Noun
A harmless internal civil strife between opposing factors in a country
E.g. Thank god for the sectarian violence, otherwise we would have been in a civil war by now
Tomkat
Noun
The first empire to oppose the forces of the intergalactic emperor Xenu
Unlawful Combatants
Noun
Hard to kill opponents who do not play ball in a battle, hence become combatants that are unlawful
Vietnam War
Noun
A horrible blunder
An unforgettable mistake
A sick sense of humour of Gung-ho presidents
War on Terror
Noun
A safety clause to guarantee re-election in a parliamentary or presidential race
E.g. If you face defeat break glass and declare war on terror; that should do the trick
WMD see War on Terror
