Army Sergeants Sick of Training "The Enemy"
Army sergeants at Fort Hood Texas said that they were dismayed that they may be training the next Bonnie and Clyde, or mafia member. This came after the arrests today of several former members of the elite Army Ranger unit for robbing a bank in Tacom...
Read full storyInternational Space Station Converted To International House of Pancakes
International Space Station, Orbit Earth - Astronauts this week have been frantically working to convert the remaining areas of the International Space Station into a replica of the famous US eatery, the International House of Pancakes (IHOP).
Read full storyJ-Lo's Tush In Lawsuit Tells friends I'm Fed Up
J-Lo's bottom has started proceedings in a New York court to file a joint suit against the Levi jeans company and Ms Lopez herself.
Read full storyPeter Kay's Explosive Christmas
London's West End was set alight tonight, by the sensational Christmas pantomime starring Peter Kay and the hilariously funny Osama Bin Laden.
Read full storyYule be sorry Met tells Blair and Levy
Drowning Street, SW1 - (Ass Mess): The cash-for-peerages probe took a dramatic twist today with the news that Camilla's elevation to the rank of Duchess last year cost the UK Hellfire Club a staggering £500 million in deft backhanders to the Murd...
Read full storyWilliam and Harry snap up Nazi gingerbread men collection
London - (Ass Mess): William and Harry, sons of the Pretender to the Throne, have snapped up the entire collection of an impoverished Ohio artist's exhibition entitled 'The Secret Lives of Gingerbread Men' consisting of over one hundred s...
Read full storyBotham Slams Everybody And Everything
Cricketing legend, Ian 'Beefy' Botham, has tonight hit out at England's sorry performance against America in Brazil, as they crashed out of the Ashes 23 nil.
Read full storyLembit's A Cheeky Boy
Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik, is today being dubbed the 'cheeky boy' of British Politics.
Read full storyPope Reaches Out And Embraces Chav Generation
Pope Benedict XVI has announced a new sponsorship deal with chav's favourite Burberry and from now on we can expect to see His Holiness's gold and crimson vestments being dumped in favour of the brown plaid so beloved of skinheads and dolts t...
Read full storyTroops stage walk out in disgust
Iraq - All the NATO troops in Iraq staged a walk out on the war today. The surprising result has been nation wide peace. Today, there were no car bombs, no IEDs exploded and no sniping to report and it appears without opposition there is little resis...
Read full storyInternet Addicted Loser is Time's "Person of the Year"
By virtue of reading this, you can enjoy the distinction of being Time magazine's "Person of the Year". Time has determined that for 2006 the "internet addicted loser" (that's you!) is the person who had the most impact on...
Read full storyPolitical Jabberwocky
An M.I.T research team has coined a new phrase, "Political Jabberwocky", to describe the art of using many words but saying nothing.
Read full storySatirist Suffers Acid-Pen Reflex
Spoof satirist King David suffered great pains today after reporting that he had a bad case of acid-pen reflex. The writer was reported to have written six scathing articles over the weekend including one about a Navy submarine being mounted by a spe...
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