Iraqis Offer United States Oil for Food Assistance
BAGHDAD (Reuters) Responding to the state of emergency in the wake of the devastation left by Hurricane Katrina, Iraqi officials announced this afternoon that they are offering the United States an oil for food program.
Read full story"Shoot to Kill" -- Louisiana Governor Blanco Declares Open Season on New Orleans Looters
Baton Rouge -- Louisiana Governor Blanco announced a temporary closure of tourist season in New Orleans, and declared "open season" on looters. No sex, size or weight limitations on looters were declared, to the delight of big game hunter...
Read full storyPresident to Have Head Surgically Removed from Own Ass
White House Spokesman Trent Duffy held a press conference earlier today to reveal that President Bush will be undergoing major surgery some time next week to have his head removed from his ass.
Read full storyPress summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname
Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - As the media continues struggling to find an appropriate nickname for the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, the entrance of Angelina Jolie on the fringe of the failed Pitt marriage is wreaking extra nickna...
Read full storyKing Tut's Underwear to Tour US
The underwear once worn by the ancient Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun is the centerpiece of a new touring exhibition entitled "Tutankhamun and the Golden Ass of the Pharaohs." After a successful run in Europe, where it was entitled "Tutankhamun: the Go...
Read full storyNo-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son
NEW YORK CITY -- A young man claiming to be the son of Bob Dylan has come forward to say that he cannot follow in his father's footsteps because he has no talent and doesn't care to have any.
Read full storyAmerican Archaeology Journal goes E-X-treme!!
Plaid Hill, Mass. -- The editor of the American Journal of East-Mediterranean Archaeology has announced the publication of the youth-oriented American Journal of East-Mediterranean Archaeology E-X-treme!!...
Read full storyThe Origins of Cannabis Dates Back to Early Mankind
The findings of a 30-year study by the rural Tennessee think tank, Cobb Bros. & Co., show the origins of Cannabis consumption by the human race dates back to the earliest beginnings of our species.
Read full storyNew Computer Input Device
For those of us struggling with the confines of the standard 'keyboard and mouse' set-up with our PCs, the answer may well be answered by the answer from BioKey Inc. Their answer? A wearable input device which aims to make quick work of trans...
Read full storyDelayed train puts a stop to climate stabilisation
The UK government's 'International Conference on Stabilisation of Greenhouse Gases: Avoiding Dangerous Climate Change' got off to a frustrating start when 32 of the 200 invited scientists were unable to attend the first sessional meeting...
Read full storyAmerican People Embarrassed by FEMA; Bush Congratulates Michael Brown!
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, shock and sadness turned to disbelief and shame as Americans realized that Michael Brown and other FEMA officials waited over four days before beginning to deliver any kind of relief to the citizens of New Orlea...
Read full storyPrimitive Preacher Says "Good Riddance" to New Orleans Victims
God has taken his wrath out on Sin City and Las Vegas is next," said Brother Cletus Crapout of the Mountain Plains Valley Creek Community Church in Emmett, Alabama. Rev. Crapout delivered his prediction to the 15,000 present at each of the three ser...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Blames Bonzo Bush for Lousy New Orleans Relief Efforts
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-President George Bush has placed the blame for the lousy relief efforts by the United States Government in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina squarely on the former Acting President Bonzo Bush.
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