Gene Map Reveals Differences Between Humans and Republicans
BOSTON (ARF)-The first map of the entire Republican genome gives scientists a chance to look at the evolutionary traits that make human beings unique and unlike the much detested species of Homo Sapien Republicanisis.
Read full storyKatrina Gigantic Hoax to Boost Oil Prices
New Orleans -- Everything's fine. The smell of French cooking and sound of jazz wafting out the windows of clubs in the French Quarter. Locals snickering about the "Blessed relief from tourists" they've finally gotten. Hurricane...
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Cambridge, Massachusetts -- A comparison of the genomes of chimpanzees and politicians shows "incredible similarity" according to scientists. Yet behavioral differences, such as walking upright, prevarication, and starting international co...
Read full storyNew 'Winner Drug' for High Achieving Kids
A new over-the-counter pill has been approved by the FDA for use in high-achieving kids. The drug stimulates the nervous system much like coffee, but with no adverse side effects apparent after a full two days of testing on ten adults. Many parents...
Read full storyLooters: "Shoot to Kill"
Washington: President Bush today recommended a "zero tolerance" policy towards looters. "Food, water, plasma TV's, it's all the same. If it doesn't belong to someone, that means, if they stole it, that it wasn't the...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Tells New Orleans Refugees to Eat Some Cake
WASHINGTON-US President George Bush has urged the victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast to eat some cake.
Read full storyDiddy changes name to 'Puff Daddy'
The entertainer formerly known as Diddy, apparently tired of being Diddy summed up his latest name change on the Larry King Live show saying,...
Read full storyNew study claims cells not dead from cell phones
MOBILE, Ala. -- Mobile phone users can use their phones without fear of deadly consequences now that a study finds no evidence of a link between the devices and brain tumors.
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