Diddy changes name to 'Puff Daddy'

Funny story written by jd Balderdash

Thursday, 1 September 2005

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The entertainer formerly known as Diddy, apparently tired of being Diddy summed up his latest name change on the Larry King Live show saying,

"I don't know what got into me when I became Diddy. Wasn't meth, wasn't rock .. I wasn't even doing rock that night .. I don't think, so I don't know but now, everyone will formally address me as .. Puff Daddy".

King asked the former Diddy what "Puff" "Daddy" actually means. In layman's terms. The entertainer formerly previously known as P Diddy said,

"PUFF Larry. You know. .. PUFF. Like that magic dragon dragon? And .. well ......Daddy .. uh .. I .. i .."

ET reporters say that Diddy has a dark, secret past that they unfortunately simply MUST reveal. This Thursday..ET Tonight. 7 PM Central. Check your local listings. One ET reporter, Angela King called the Larry King show during the Diddy interview saying,

"Hi Diddy. Sorry to reveal this to the world but didn't you become Puff Daddy because as a child your 'Daddy' made you 'Puff' the ashes of your deceased cat out of a water bong?"

Diddy, on screen, held back tears as millions watched, pondered his inner turmoil, hiis inner Diddy. Diddy, finally gathering composure before King's next Nancy Grace commercial break told the viewing audience,

"Yes Larry. Daddy did" going on to wax poetic, 'etic' even going,


King, with an upcoming Geiko commercial in the queue consoled the troubled entertainer by going,

"Our next guest .."

The website, Rename_Diddy.com has given surfers with no life what-so-ever a chance to come up with Puff Daddy's next name. Suggestions already received include,

Puff Diddy Daddy, Diddy P Puff, Daddy P Diddy P Daddy and the leader so far according to polls, Sean Combs.

Puff Daddy's latest single,

"Diddy don't know why Daddy Did it"

is now available for illegal download where ever Kazza is installed. Puff Daddy has assured fans that he will not, as rumor has it, change his name to "Gilligan". Even under the influence of meth. Or rock. Or weed even.

"Unless", Puff says, "it's some good weed!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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