FEMA Getting Ice Ready for Hurricane Wilma
WASHINGTON (AP) Officials at The Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA) are shifting into high gear with preparations for Hurricane Wilma. Not to get caught unprepared like it was for previous disasters, FEMA has ordered hundreds of truck...
Read full storyNSW, Queensland Outlaw Choking the Chicken
Sydney - A toy that encourages young men to "Choke the Chicken" sends a terrible message to them, according to members of the Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Rubber Animals, "and should be outlawed." Boys should t...
Read full storyScientists Study Gorilla who uses Lathe, Milling Machine
GOMA, Congo - A male gorilla in a Congo zoo has become adept with a Bridgeport milling machine and Newhall lathe, according to his keepers. "The quality of parts he's turning out is really quite good," according to a machinist who has...
Read full storyYoko Ono fires RPG at McCartney Motorcade
Liverpond -- "What the bloody **** was that!" shrieked Sir Paul McCartney as a rocket propelled grenade launched by Yoko Ono streaked across the plate glass windshield of his Bentley automobile. "I told you Sir just to Let it Be
Read full storyAdam and Eve Acquitted by Jury
Purgatory -- Adam and Eve, accused of committing the "Original Sin" which plunged mankind into fear, darkness, and shame, were today acquitted by a jury of their fig-leaf wearing peers. "We the jury find Adam (Doe) and Eve (Doe) inno...
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