Daniel Craig Beats Stiff Competition to Become Bond
Faces burning with embarrassment, the producers of the James Bond film series met in an emergency closed door session to strategize a replacement replacement after having their offer of the role refused by Clive Owen, then Hugh Jackman, and finally R...
Read full storyBlair Denies New, "Lock Up All Bin Lookalikes" Terrorist Legislation is Racist
Tony Blair today denied accusations that proposed new anti-terrorist legislation which allows police officers to, "Arrest anyone who looks a bit dodgy and throw away the key." is extreme and racist.
Read full storyMother Nature Indicted on Multiple Charges
GREEN GIANT VALLEY, CA-Listen closely to your weatherman. There's a storm of controversy brewing, precipitated by the indictment of Mother Nature for willful destruction of public and private property in the wake of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in the...
Read full storyPakistan Blames Earthquakes and Aftershocks on Bush
Pakistani government leaders today blamed the recent earthquakes and aftershocks on American President George Bush. Said government spokesman Abdul Cabezaconrag "the President of the United States is responsible for the two hurricanes that devi...
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