Hillary Clinton Offers A Democratic Version
Hooterville, Arkansas---Hillary Clinton, in a cynical political effort to make political hay out of Republican reconstruction efforts down South, has made a grand tour of a mock up of a Hooterville, a hastily constructed shanty town put up in a grand...
Read full storyParis Hilton Reveals Shocking Beauty Secrets!
HOLLYWOOD (AP) After months of negotiations with various publications, Paris Hilton finally agreed to reveal a list of beauty secrets to Spoof reporter Craven Morehead. "I feel a special kinship with Mr. Morehead and am very comfortable in sharing...
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High-maintenance harridan Victoria Beckham has reportedly signed a four-year contract to be the face of ‘affordable fashion house' Matalan.
Read full storyPfizer Earnings Up 1177% on Sudafed Sales to Methamphetamine Labs
New York -- Think Pfizer has made some decent money peddling Viagra? Ever thought about about Sudafed? Men with ED may purchase a dozen or so Viagra tablets a month, but "chemists" cooking up a batch of methamphetamine will often buy thou...
Read full storyJamie Oliver & Brian O'Driscoll revealed to be same person
A shocking new investigation has uncovered evidence that one of Britain's top TV chefs has been masquerading as the captain of the Irish Ruby Union team, the mercurial blonde bombshell, Brian O'Driscoll.
Read full storyParis Hilton Kisses LA Policeman after Bentley Crash
LOS ANGELES (Writers) - Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton reportedly kissed a Los Angeles policeman after he didn't book boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, the driver of her Bently for DWI after he rammed the back of a truck while leaving an nightclub. T...
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