Lucas Strikes Back - 32 Additional Star Wars Movies Announced
The Daily Swill, Hollywood CA - Citing insufficient assets and his desire to give back to his loyal fans, George Lucas, the true super hero behind the Star Wars movie empire, announced today that he would release 32 additional Star Wars movies over t...
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LOS ANGELES - In a surprise move, Michael Jackson defense attorney Tom Messereau stunned prosecutors by announcing today that he would be calling former Los Angeles Detective Mark Furhman and ADL President Abe Foxman as witnesses. Prosecutors intend...
Read full storyBolton Moves on to Bonus Round
Washington, DC - John R. Bolton, President Bush's controversial pick for U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, survived sudden death by Committee this week when his nomination was sent to the Senate floor without endorsement. Though this turn o...
Read full storyBlackpool Donkeys Subject to EU Working Directive
Legislators in Brussels, which is culturally nowhere near Blackpool, have stated that the New Working Directive also applies to donkeys, as well as to dancing bears and organ grinders' monkeys.
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Premier League football clubs are set to introduce "controlled pitch invasions" to improve the atmosphere at the end of next season.
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Resigns from Office After Old Fisherman Warns Him of Spooky Ghost
In what is no doubt the defining event of the 21st Century thus far U.S. President George W. Bush and his entire cabinet have resigned from office due to intelligence indicating a ghostly being known only as the Oil Ugly is now haunting both the U.S.
Read full storyNew Species of Rodent Discovered
During a trip to a local market in Laos, Southeast Asia, zoologists on a fact-finding mission to look for new species of rodents previously not known to exist, stumbled across a previously not known to exist species of rodent for sale on a butcher's...
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